David Edgar

If that was outside the other box, they'd have tried to give a penalty to Liverpool.

Looks like one of those youth players that gets talked up and then cannot hack the physicality of proper football.

Fwiw, this Liverpool team looks mega vulnerable based on this first half.

Just threw up.

Mouth full of spit and unable to speak.

I'm shocked. Shocked I say.

Someone on the Liverpool staff has just realised Isak isn't involved and has asked for the game to be halted.

Have Liverpool won the hearts and minds of the world yet?

You're so vain by Carly Simon

You'll never walk alone*

We are all Bournemouth.

Liverpool missing Isak.

Do we have a H2H league code?

Big Wilson upgrade.

"Don't fulfil your contractual duties, bow to us, you skinny bitch."

We aren't Liverpool. They won't give a fuck.

Isak doesn't intend to play for Newcastle in games Newcastle have absolutely no intention of picking him for. Smart lad.

Finishes off both feet. Used to shoot high but the later goals in that montage are all low. Does the knee slide celebration which will have to stop. Gets into the box and attacks the ball well. Yeah, I like this.

On strike Fucking gimp

Can SEMTEX and SteV play up front?

Romano closing doors?

Selling him to Barcelona in return for one of their levers feels the best option. I'd love a lever. Maybe a lever to open some doors for us.

Didn't stand out apart from clearly having a quality delivery.

Spurs