David Edgar

Can someone advise me on the best car park to aim for near the city centre?

At some low key services two hours out of Newcastle and have bumped into half a dozen other fans making the pilgrimage.

Fingers crossed, they're out in force.

Whoever decided on rain needs sacking.

Seems like the club had to do a 180 in a bus.

Nobody sane pays attention to Agbonlahor. Doesn't even deserve this post.

Memories everywhere I go :***)

Small-time Steve We are all laughing at him.

The weight of his barnet seems to have crushed his hip. (He went down holding his upper leg hip/groin area soon after coming on. Nobody knows how serious it is.)

They really spread themselves about in the transfer market.

Burn B+

Thanks. We joined on our phones and we are now ten minutes away.

Got to hit the article quota.

I'm 8000th in the queue. My partner is 13000th. Won't be able to stay in the queue as we need to head out soon. Merde.

JOSH Murphy

So happy Barnes should get a run of games. He'll be brilliant.

SOUTHGATE OUT

Mad thing that people would laugh at, but I am adamant we'd be better off here with Jacob Murphy and Harvey Barnes as the wingers.

Put Rashford in the bin. Shame we can't bring Harvey Barnes on. He'd score a couple against this tripe.

Fuuuck

Burn's limited passing is kinda obvious here. Not what England need, but then it isn't a deal breaker.

Turns out there is a ballot for that as well.

Wonder how long that will last.

What the fuck is this shit?