David Edgar

We are a disaster again

Yeah, one of these for Isak after that cup final would be pretty funny to watch.

He looks rough.

Actual calf injury incoming.

Monday 21st - Newcastle United bid £70m Tuesday 22nd - Newcastle bid rejected Wednesday 23rd - Spurs are interested Thursday - SESKO HAS HIS HEART SET ON SPURS PROJECT ONLY Friday - Spurs £65m bid accepted

Exploring. Challenging. NEXT.

Who gives a flying fuck? Nobody who wants to embrace their life and have a good time.

I needed a laugh today. But this didn't deliver.

Welcome Hojlund.

Alright, I'm over this cunt. He can go wherever. Next.

He tore his hamstring about 3 seconds after finishing recording.

Sesko would be a massive disappointment. Bang average in a weaker league.

Whilst Wissa signs for Spurs at a cost of £30m.

Are you working for Chelsea?

It does feel like we've reached the end of the road in terms of flat out ambition. Sold a dream that was nothing more than sports washing marketing to get the fans on board.

A spicy battering whilst Eddie's hard running technically limited signings get shown up?

I will genuinely fuck football off if that bombscare oaf signs for us.

Reject. 3 years left on his contract. Easily worth more.

Chin up.

Eddie Howe: "So there's this experienced striker who I am familiar with. I'd love to bring him in..."

So just to confirm that this "injury" was fabricated by the club and he opted not to play against Celtic and not to travel for our preseason tour. The little rat.

I was pretty close then.

We've been back in our place without as much as a wimper.

4-0 loss against an SPL side and now we go on tour with no senior striker. Great work lads.

He's gone.