David Edgar

Full moron mode by Gordon. Maybe focus on learning how to fucking shoot.

Barnes is fucking shite tonight. Cannot beat an egg. Fuck him off.

We'll continue to whimper whilst Chelsea and the rest shit all over the system.

We continue to be a hard working well organised squad that cannot hit a fucking barn door.

No. Make loads of bids for shit Premier League strikers that will get rejected.

How fucking lucky can a club get.

30 min tactical change. Premeditated. We are low block now. Probably game management for later on.

I don't think PIF would agree to that.

Preparing the big balls gifs.

Carragher will be lubing up Isak's arsehole with spit the moment he moves to Liverpool. His tune will change.

As always, I'll be switching onto the international commentary feed at 8pm to avoid all the Sky bollocks.

Nah, I think the bet is printing money so long as he doesn't get sent off. He absolutely will make 3+ could and if so, a yellow card will arrive.

1 foul, it is a red card. Your bet is busto.

So we aren't starting our new striker?

Depressing.

All you missed was "Newcastle need to open doors..."

He'd be another Trippier signing. We'll get a good 3 or 4 years of high quality, experienced play from him. Make it happen.

Kinder Mbeumo

Nobody will have an actual opinion yet. It is just fun to laugh at a £90m player who can't get involved in the play. He might turn out to be worth £90m if he can become a 25+ league goal striker year on year.

Amorim couldn't even watch the game today. He's paid millions to watch and he couldn't bring himself to

£250m and they are lumping crosses at big CBs.

I'm seeing double, 4 Maguires!

Investigate how the banner was shown or investigate the actual accusations?

Raul is pure soccer aid. Like watching Callum Wilson.