David Edgar

If Howe can work his magic on Hendrick, like he has done on Almiron, then we might just have a competent...

This would explain Shelvey being allowed to leave.

Must mean we've had a bid accepted for an upgrade.

Popcorn on standby.

You remind me of someone. Romanlo, Ronmado, Romani..? Just can't quite remember. I'll be going now. Here I go...

I notice we have respected their name with this thread title. Getting desperate.

Did we ever get a Shelvey and Colback double pivot?

Highlights.

This came out of the blue.

A man called Shankland is starting ahead of Kuol. Let that sink in.

No shit, Romano.

Yeah, fucking hideous stuff.

The man is a wizard, I swear.

£40m + £5m add-ons please.

I really didn't mind the celebration. He's gonna have a mixture of dejection and bitterness seeing how brilliantly things are going now at SJP and he had been jettisoned as not worthy. Did the hard graft in the Championship and earned another stab at a PL club. 100% if he signed for us again - he never will ofc - he'd be fucking loving it and busting a gut for us.

And fuse them together?

Would we want legs or torso for the .5?

Wonderful!

Wonderful.

Cack Jogback hasn't changed one bit.

I won't be upset if we miss out on this one. Genuinely concerned that his attacking output just isn't good enough. Or, at least, hasn't been good enough. Obviously could be improved with proper coaching (not PFM Lampard). And I can be proven wrong!

Ah man, I really like him

No

I really don't like this. He's really good off the ball and that's fine, but I don't see how we can carry his complete lack of attacking ability moving forwards. We can't stay with this system forever and Gordon is not going to progress us. He's just Almiron 2.0.