David Edgar

The Dubravka thread is quiet tonight if you want to go in there to say how Darlow is better. Fine with little to do.

Off I fuck.

I want to be that mobile when I'm 97.

I genuinely can't fathom the amount of luck Bruce has had. It's mad.

LUCK

Oh my God, the luck

Matt Richie should twat Matt Richie around the head for that corner.

Having found the net against Rochdale, I guess today was just a blip.

Someone should start work on a treatment for games like this.

Sho-linton

Matty Longstaff having to cover 2 positions here.

Wait, so that VAR check could have reversed the yellow card and given a penalty? Yet, if the referee had just played on VAR couldn't have been used on it?

Can't be long until this is no longer applicable?

ASM has done nothing this half, has just returned from a hamstring injury and yet is still on the pitch

Longstaff looks lost out there.

Haha, the referee just owned that situation

ASM to play 90 minutes? Seems wise.

Lascelles turning like a fully laden oil tanker on that fuck-up.

Playing ASM up front would be like playing with 11 men.

Someone should ask Bruce, "there is a notable reduction in possession since you took over versus the previous 2 seasons under Rafa Benitez. Is this something that you have been working on in training and if so, are you content with how it is currently working for you?"

Fucking hell Kraft, you had one job with that pass and you done fucked it.

They've swapped back after 5 mins Had forgotten that ASM has been rushed back so Almiron has to vacate the wing that he has been far more productive on than ASM has all season...

Joelinton is soooo bad at retaining possession.