David Edgar

Fulham

Shelvey could never play the number 10 role how Rafa wants it played. Regardless, he just wouldn't be very good in that position.

He's on 0 because he is a poor lad.

Haha, so we're the best match of a shit bunch

That offside goal right at the death in Germany

Could easily get 4-5 years out of him.

This guy is loud. Proper leader at the back.

Alcacer has 20 for composure.

Palace losing.

Clever time wasting by Rondon.

How?

Ciaran Clark coming on. Urgh.

Aaaand we've parked out shitty bus.

Should be 2-2. Abysmal from Kenedy.

Just basing on how we've faired against them in the past and what we did v Man U. Win or lose, the next 45 minutes will suck. It'll be backs to the wall, riding our luck, defending.

We'll throw this away second half now.

Looks like the Arsenal ground but slightly tweaked.

Mourinho

Strikers header. Not sure why we didn't use him there. Oh, I remember.

It has made the BBC https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/46101803 Take away their titles.

The baby bear makes it in the end

Jeeeez.

Nothing can stop corruption FC.

Ayoze has now got his social media company to put a picture of his celebration on twitter. Fans are lapping it up.