David Edgar

I think it is AI.

Poor decision? Commentator

Doesn't see the contact. Gah

The commentator is mad dumb.

Blatant foul ffs

We look like we think we'll win without trying. We may well. But this is a poor start against a very poor side.

Dan Burn needs to go. Pope also desperately needed back.

Yeah, we should win. And a failure today will point at massive underperformance from Howe and the squad.

Why are our players giving Walker-Peters all the space and time in the world?

Shambles defending.

Who is this oaf they have up front?

Okay, feels like we should score 5 today.

Tino so poor. Man, I thought he was better than this.

The kit clash

Almiron on the bench. Worrying.

I didn't know our owners were fans of that conspiracy nonce?

I'm expecting a difficult game.

AND ITS LIVE

We've been effectively barred from signing him by the cartel.

I don't understand why the Manchester United fanbase is so rabid about yesterday. They've played Brighton, who are a good top-half of the table side. Even with home advantages, it was always going to be a tough game for someone in the lower reaches of the league. They gave it a good go.

If I had one wish, any wish, I would wish for this man to have no access to a camera for life. Absolute waste of bandwidth.

TWAT

Zirkzee is a much better player than Hojlund.