David Edgar

Just a case of how many mkre we concede now.

Lascelles is an oaf.

David Beckham just took over Rondon for a minute.

Need Shar back in for Captain Ashley.

This will be a hammering. Fans in the stadium will not care.

That was so bad. Lascelles is crap.

He really has saved us a few points already. He does a few weaknesses, but almost all keepers do. Quality player for our club.

No, money down!

nobody saw that point coming. fair fucking play lads

Fernandez and Shar with a couple of lush pings.

Lascelles looking a little too heavy and immobile these days?

Standard fair for us. Far superior opponents dominating the game whilst we defend, defend, defend and occasionally counter. That isn't a criticism, that's all we can do with this squad. We will need a lot of luck to get even a point.

That was so sloppy.

Yeah, the timing is just too perfect for this.

Gonna give it a swift right hook.

Poor quality players need lots of chances?

Rubbish performance. The lack of quality on full show today.

Oh look, Atsu. Shite.

Diame can fuuuuuuck off

I'll throw a massive party the day he's no longer first choice.

Atsu on to double our count of pathetically weak nothing players.

Perretthhhh.

Perez loves being shit.