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Getting exited about a private jet coming into your international airport seems a little hopeful like

m*ckems would be cock-a-hoop if a private jet was landing at their international airport.

Anyone gonna camp the airport and the ground?

Bet some bellends do.

 

FFS.

 

https://twitter.com/optimistoon/status/1069981767237550082?s=21

 

How many times does that little f***ing thing have to stop to refuel  en route from San Fran to Newcastle

 

0

 

Theres no way that thing has a range of that far

Small plane, smaller fuel tank. Same as big truck, big fuel tank or the way that babies don't need as much food as a 14 stone man.

Struggling to put this in any simpler way.

They absolute hate us on their board. Was surprised tbh.

 

Probably because they are a bunch of whining, bitter, phlem mouthed, thieving sc*use c***s.  Blue or red, both sets of fans are utter c***s.  I hope one of them reads this.

 

Don't roll your eyes at me, son. 

Hayden and Darlow are no loss, but Dummett has been all right for us.

Wing backs it is then...

They absolute hate us on their board. Was surprised tbh.

Probably because they are a bunch of whining, bitter, phlem mouthed, thieving sc*use cunts.  Blue or red, both sets of fans are utter cunts.  I hope one of them reads this.

Top work, Darth.

 

Also, sorry if it's already been posted but

 

 

So basically what The Telegraph said, but now with the date 31st instead of before January.

 

Such riveting journalism.

 

Reeks how no one but Luke Edwards (apparently anyway) knew about this, now they're all on it. Northern Echo too.

 

So Craig Hope slagged Luke Edwards last night and is now jumping on the story, class reporting

 

i wont believe any of this until there's a tanned bloke/wife holding a black and white scarf on the pitch

"'Tanned Bloke"?! Are you going to be like those Man City fans who were running around with tea towels on their heads when Mansour bought their club?

If Ashley sells before Jan, I'll show my arse in Fenwicks window.

Hard to see anything other than a defeat, especially with our midfield.

Amazing how much he has regressed. He used to be so much better and actually got past players and finished decently.

 

Yeah, he's gone from his peak when he was really, really s*** to now where it's difficult to conceive how he could be a worse footballer.

 

Alright. You're a great addition to the conversations here.

 

So true, just calls everyone absolute s*** etc.  No constructive analysis or criticism.

That's because everything is shit as long as the FCB is here. And until he goes, no good can come from investing any energy in the club.

I'd rather he renamed the club SDFC and moved them out of town. At least then everyone could move on.

Amazing how much he has regressed. He used to be so much better and actually got past players and finished decently.

Yeah, he's gone from his peak when he was really, really shit to now where it's difficult to conceive how he could be a worse footballer.

Despite all his faults, you've got to say he's an incredibly consistent player.

You know exactly what you're getting with Perez...

Whatever formation that removes the need to play Dummett is good for me, like. Was impressed that we looked like a footballing side on Monday and had players that were not s*** scared of the ball.

 

Ritchie is an intelligent player, and it that regard I think he’s a better fit for LWB role in a defensive 5 given the other options we have.

 

Think we’d be far better off with a decent number 10 in that system too.

 

Dummett's been good for us.  As long as we use him as a full back and not a wing back, he's fine.  We might as well forget about wing play anyway because our wingers are awful.

 

At defending Dummett is ok but the modern day full back (especially in the premier league) requires far more going forward and unfortunately he is badly lacking in this area.

Which is great, but we haven't got any modern day full backs in the squad. We also haven't any AMs or a 10 who are PL standard, wingers who can beat a man and we only have one striker of PL standard. It would be a mistake to spend transfer funds on a LB when we are totally inadequate in at least 4 positions. At least Dummett does the basics of his position, which is more than can be said of others.

Wolves are properly wank. Will definitely be right down there at the end of the season.

For all the money spent, that's a really underwhelming West Ham team.

Shit fans, shit ground, shit team. Would love to see them go down.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/av/football/46408172

 

Offside or not?

 

Yes, can be offside if ball is played backwards.  Only not offside if your behind the ball when it's played.

Defo offside. It's the layoff that's the offside pass.

Chicharito annoys me. Just looking at him..

He's a whiny faced little cunt.  The fact that he's very similar in playing style to Perez doesn't help.  Easy to dislike.

1-2. Rondon score a good goal, the ref gives them two ridiculous penalties and Perez is so bad it gives everyone in the crowd cancer.

Merry fucking xmas.

We definitely got the shitter of the two Murphy brothers.

Just seen this gem from Meth-head, giving it a massive "our fans" about the prospect of getting over 40k on boxing day:

 

"The last third tier game to achieve it was the 1979 Sheffield derby at Hillsborough - if it were out our derby, we'd sell out easily too!

 

"So, in reality, 40,000 against BCFC would be the highest single 'normal' game attendance in 50 odd years at this level."

 

He's certainly been working hard at his mackem logic, and used "in reality" when he really meant "if you ignore reality." I'm not sure if he's just a construct of RTG at this point.

"Our fans are the best in the world in reality, if you ignore every other team, because they aren't 'proper' fans.  Especially not those mag bastards up the road.  They only get 30k more fans than us every game because they aren't in a 'proper' division like we are."

/mackemlogic

A lively thread on RTG after another Private Eye column about Bullshit Charlie. This one after he referred to some mackem fans as parasites.

Got to page two before someone asked "is Ian Hislop is a mag?"  :lol:

Magedia, marra.

Whatever formation that removes the need to play Dummett is good for me, like. Was impressed that we looked like a footballing side on Monday and had players that were not s*** scared of the ball.

 

Ritchie is an intelligent player, and it that regard I think he’s a better fit for LWB role in a defensive 5 given the other options we have.

 

Think we’d be far better off with a decent number 10 in that system too.

Dummett's been good for us.  As long as we use him as a full back and not a wing back, he's fine.  We might as well forget about wing play anyway because our wingers are awful.

He's w*** and falls over too much.

barely touched Lennon for that last minute free kick.

Lennon's made a career out of nothing more than being marginally quicker than average and throwing himself over defenders' legs, so not a surprise really.

Still a 3.  3 more points, but we're guaranteed now to see zero investment in Jan.