AsprillasShinPad

What is life?

Kenedy doing a goal. Us scoring a goal. Did. Not. See. That. Coming.

Hard to think we used to be good. 17 years.

Gingers - they all look the same!

Nicky Butt? Unless I've just mistaken Paul Scholes for Butt. Or some other diminutuve Ginger.

£££££££ Spot on. No matter how inappropriate the colours, Puma will dictate how many times we wear each kit.

Putting a fiver on NUFC to do something at 37/1 means that you will lose £5

And the BT Sport Studio consists of Camel gob, Goldfish boy and Nicky Butt. Grr. Who are the commentary team going to be Fergy and Roy fucking Keane?! Stand by for some impartial analysis then...

Anything less than a win and we're still in the bottom three. Grim. Still going for an utter spanking though. Best case for us, 3-0. Worst case, 7 or 8-0. And the referee is local lad and Man Utd Fan (declared as Altringham!) Antony Taylor. Going to be properly grim as he tries to perform in front of his home fans...

My current pet hate has been absolutely ruining games over the last couple of years and is now ubiquitous. I've always hated diving, including exaggerating contact and would love to see referees dishing out more bookings for non-fouls where players throw themselves on the floor and feign injury. However, there has been zero effort made to cut cheating out and I'm now resigned to the fact it's tragically here to stay. My specific pet hate which has really taken off is the common tactic where a player who has the ball realises he's going nowhere. They then shield the ball and as soon as the defender tries to tackle, the attacking player throws themselves forward to the floor throwing both legs out. Rolling around in agony holding the lower back is optional. Referees seem to fall for it 100% of the time, meaning it has become a staple part of the game. Tackling is now no longer part of the game, which saddens me.

Aye, posts on their forum now as Puff in Peace. That probably isn't beyond whoever is behind there 'X fan in peyce' posts.

They must be absolutely gash to be worse than us man for man. There are pub teams that our 'forwards' wouldn't get a game for.

The dream is spitting in his begging bowl outside Eldon Square when the rancid cunt is sat there in his tatty Lee Cooper shite without a pot to piss in.

Anyone catch what the crowd were shouting when the West Ham Keeper took that goal kick?

I’ll bet you £100 we don’t concede more than 4, mr “double figures’ If we fail to concede double figures, you can drive down to my house and come and collect your £100 off my dick with your mouth.

What in the living f*** is that ? Careful, he’ll join the clique haters. Rage against the Clique. Fuck the Clique. Stick it to the Clique. Etc. Justice for the Dinho.

I'd take a kid who has the knack for scoring over the utter shite we have up front at the minute. Get him in the first team.

Still sticking by my original prediction of infinity-nil. This has got drubbing written all over it. Might even see double figures.

In my mind, there are 4 scenarios where Ashley goes: 1. He dies. Not against that option. 2. Relegation followed by not going back up. I think he'd dump us at cut price if there was no TV money on the table. 3. A higher offer for the club is put forward. The dream option. 4. SD massively piles in and he needs to sacrifice the club to save SD. Not a bad option.

He'd better not. American Golf is one of my favourites.

You should go on Countdown. Rachel Riley would love you.

Absolute journeyman who turned out for the scousers a couple of times early in his career.

Dinho for Clique 2019

Stephen Warnock sucking Ashley's cock on SSN, the fat-toothed melt.

As a bystander I feel like I'm back in the playground and should be pushing Dinho into the other kids to try and start a fight. Dinho - they said your mam is fat - go and knock them out!