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Gameweek 16 Man City 5 v 0 Brentford Bournemouth 0 v 1 Everton Liverpool 3 v 1 Southampton Forest 0 v 1 Palace Spurs 2 v 1 Leeds West Ham 2 v 2 Leicester Newcastle 2 v 2 Chelsea Wolves 0 v 2 Arsenal Brighton 2 v 1 Villa Fulham 2 v 1 Man United

Cunt ?

Given who are owners are Im not sure how acceptable this is but, hey ho, it's doing the rounds...

Despite his Action Man hairstyle I quite like Arteta. We ain't gonna be challenging for 1st or 2nd I fucking despise Chelsea For those reason, and others, Arsenal win pour mou

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Get ya tongue out of Guardiola's arse ?? Cloughie occasionally dressed like a tramp.

Tbf Jackie's in Ashington is pretty decent. Very decent, truth be told. Shout out to MP Ian Lavery's youngun, Councillor Liam instrumental in its commission, iirc

Splurt. #cans

"so you admire Bielsa, Brucie? Pass me that Shiraz fella" "aye, he's got them playing intense like, you kna, like. Here pal, top yersel up. Do you want them chips?" "nah, fill your boots matey. So did you try an emulate him in any way Steve? Oh superb another bottle of Merlot, top me up while you're at it" "No probs, say 'when'. Yeah I did work to emulate him. Got there in the end. Can I have more onion rings, waiter?" "How did you emulate him!?" "Well we both got sacked, like, Luke, like." "your round, cheers"

Obvs narcissistic quoting oneself but my 7am pre match nerves reminded me of matchdays, esp derby day, when you'd be in a pub by 8am. Cant remember the name of the pub but the one on Barrack Road (Not the Bull, higher up, New Mills??) looked shut from outside but after a tap at the window a door quietly opened and the gaff was rammed. Also went on a bus to Palace or QPR, iirc, and stopped over at RAF Northolt for pre-match beer, nibbles and strippers at daft'o'clock. Kids these days don't even believe you when you tell them pubs used to shut in the afternoon.

Having snide TV and subsequent access to every fixture is going to turn me into a house alki. I fancy a can now ??

Just seen the Man City game. KDB is a cheating cunt.

Thoroughly enjoyable days sport so far. 20/20 Working class rugby Dorty Leeds

Worldie. Almironesque.

Still 1-3 in my fookin stream

Hearing the MLFs are being pelted with 20p coins and vapes.

They'll have a new manager by then

There's definitely a rat or two on it.

Not anymore

I've absolutely no idea what you're on about ?

I'm Watching the Pacific MLFs getting humped at working class rugby atm. Might go Leeds v Bournemouth at 3

Was watching that until 1-2 then put Shields on

State of Waddle like. The scruff ? Having said that he's in better shape than Lord Brexit himself, red faced, obese gammon Botham in that advert ????

What about Keegan? ?

I read this