Groundhog63

I know it's off thread but, whilst we're talking pastries, we visited Tintagel Castle earlier this year and right outside the entrance is a bakery. The cornish pasty I got from there was sublime. Absolutely sublime.

Little England. Don't tar the Celts with the same brush.

BDB doesn't need social media. He just reads The News Post Leader & if anyone writes owt derogatory in the letters page he, and his family, gan round and torch ya house

Like the thud when he strikes the ball. Sounds great on the Toon's Matchcam footage

1000 bottles, morelike

Howe: Monster partners Bruce: Monster Munch

I make me own cheese n bacon wraps. Aldi puff pastry (makes 6) £1.05 Aldi streaky bacon £1.35 Aldi cheese, 100g @ £0.65 20 mins @ 180° £354.85 Bargain

Nothing wrong with a chocolate bar fine for being late for training

Trying to fudge the figures

If we sign him and, at the training ground, St. Maximim sticks his Ferrari in his space where does Maximo park?

Because he's thick as whale spunk

Wierd league thus far. Chelsea with only 2 points from the last 15 and STILL 8th ?

Ps I've had a pop at Longstaff & his, occasional, lack of urgency but he doesn't half put a shift in. As stated above, if you watch him closely he's everywhere. Our current midfield must be a fucking nightmare to play against

I'm 59 son, it's 5.30am and I'm reading this. Went to bed last night at 10.30pm and the last thing I did was watch the Matchcam. I'm dreaming I'm 16 again, brilliant and CM for us. I've put my cynicism to bed and eat and breathe NUFC content now.

Watched the 2nd half on Chelsea's site. Was interesting with their own commentary. Was fairly honest tbf. Hilarious last 15 tho but. Had forgotten/hadn't noticed how snide we were ??

Could be in the twitter thread or whatever but, seeing as there's been some badge crack on here, I thought youz might find this mildly interesting.......(apols if repetition)

Tbf to him, & that's not easy ?, he doesn't get to decide a major channel's programme schedule or when Fulham's defence are going to have a kip

Updated Howe: Every day, morning glory Bruce: Every club, same old story

Bet he's got his very own Partridge plate

Howe: 6am in at half past Bruce: 10am All day breakfast

Absolutely no skin in the Ronaldo game, other than acknowledgement of his superior ability, but he should never have gone back to Man U & they should never have asked him.

Howe: Morning glory Bruce: Same old story

Howe: Beat Chelsea one nowt Bruce: Riddled with gout

Howe: Has brought the club so far Bruce: "Clark's better than Schar"