Groundhog63

Sssshhh with the common sense ?

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I'm not going but someone should definitely ask them wether they still have the desire to continue in the profession given Luke Edwards gets all the Intel and has all the best takes

Fulham 1-3 Liverpool Bournemouth 1-1 Aston Villa Leeds 1-0 Wolves Newcastle 3-1 Notts Forest Spurs 2-0 Southampton Everton 0-2 Chelsea Leicester 2-0 Brentford Man United 2-1 Brighton West Ham 1-2 Man City

I'd settle for, no matter what the score, Eddie to send Miggy on with 30 seconds left and whisper in his ear.... "go and half the cunt"

"wey, he's only bid 89p for that class peas pudding stottie man, should go all in for the full £2.55. Unless it's a bluff cos he's really after the meatball combo"

Watching SkySports News and they're doing a bit on Fabregas going to manage Como in Italy. Interviewing Como's Chief Exec. None other than football's very own Norris McWhirter, Dennis Wise

Could be a modern day Viz character. Fan Ashworth. Boules around the toon haggling

She is like. Could put up with the screeching ???

I don't know like. Our "deadwood" were, 2 days a week, being timed on laps around the field by Bruce shouting "faaawty faawr, faaawty fivvve" at them then cooling down in wheely bins. Still couldn't shift them

Aside from the fact (imho) he's a talentless, unfunny, sanctimonious arsehole he's also an opportunistic political charlatan.

Baddiel is a cunt, btw. For that reason I'M OUT

Thoroughly enjoyed last night. Warmed the cockles of my cold black heart to see how much it meant to them and, tbf, how they conducted themselves. Hilarious every interviewee sounded like Laura Trott

We went to see "Wor Bella" at Blyth Phoenix. Cracking play, about WW1 woman's football teams, how they came about, played in front of 10s of 1000s and were subsequently put back in their box and banned from playing. If they'd carried on playing who knows where that could've led. https://www.worbella.co.uk/

It was. Not one redeemable character in it but all the more brilliant for it

William the Adulterer out of his seat, cheering, cos he heard someone say were going to keep pegging the Germans back

We've been spoilt by those two Portuguese fellas. No one can beat their patter.

Watching the Burnley game last night and had a little chuckle at Bellamy advising Kompany on the touchline ?

Cornet, you say?

So basically a normal brick AFTER its hit him

Tempted to watch that sewing program again.

Huddersfield v Burnley it is then