Groundhog63

It's even more amazing how some men, who've played 5 a side at Eldon square and 11 a side at Blakelaw pitches, think they've got some insight Eddie Howe hasn't grasped yet. Duds

Brilliant that, apart from the lass doing it. I mean wtf do they know about being a football fan ?

And welcome to the forum, Lee Anderson

Caroline Ahern, Sarah Millican. Granted that Miranda was dire but funny women do exsist. Mrs Groundhog has a waspish sense of humour only matched, in both speed and power, by her right hook. If I want funny women, tho, I watch Mrs Brown's Boys. That mam is hilarious

Nowt to do with football but Aldi now sell frozen fake Greggs. Wraps and bakes. £1.25 for 2 and they've fucking mint. Thank me when ya 25 clem

30mins highlights on TNT at 2pm btw

Watching the Highlights show on TNT and that clip of the crowd for the 1st. The despair when Isak's shot is saved immediately followed by the ecstasy ? The thud when Longstaff hits that ball. THUD!!! If there's a Matchcam at 7pm the neet I think my balls will explode

Anyone remember I was drunk last night I was drunk the night before And when I get up in the morning I'm gonna drink some more....

Ground must've been chokka with legacy fans last night. Sounded great ?

Head like a bastard and I was at home..... anyway....

Hearing after the game their gonna shepherd Les Ultras onto the Metro. Make them run the gauntlet, dodging "Get off the Metro" guy and his crew, then hoy them out in Shields and make them march down the Ferry Landing. Warriors come out to playyyyaaay

Moneyballs

WTF is THAT shit

Judging by the look on his bracket, when Ten Bob was bringing him on for the last 2 mins of regulation play, training with Sancho

Rashford's Manure fan's whipping boy. He should fuck them off, like Gordon did the Blue Makems, and come play for Mr Howe. Moaning, entitled wankers.

Enjoy

"Here, do you know that wasn't offside?" "you hum it son, I'll play it"

This. Group of Duds

He would of he bumped into @MrRaspberryJam

Racist

Glen Hoddle wants to book a room with Casimero. Arse licking weirdo