Groundhog63

Bad enough for random black lads these days never mind superstars

Is his Mam still alive? She'll need her weatherproof poncho for the car park on match days

As usual there's loads of "wallpusher" scouse tropes but from what I've seen and read they were remarkably restrained. Robertson's come out and said even his brother had bother with the ticket he gave him. Kettling is a bastard trick as well, causes mayhem. It's not "always them" either. Huge problems at the other finals as well. Christ we're playing Italy behind closed doors ffs. Not that long ago England fans, in Amsterdam were all laughing and cheering as they launched people's bikes into the canal. I remember us away to Marseille getting the train from Nice and our lot mass pilfering alcohol from a little French/Asian shop. Cunts are everywhere.

Excellent analysis from a reliable source.

Saw a journo's tweet suggesting the access route for Madrid fans was far easier. Maybees the Liverpool fans had to go around the ground via some allotments and a back lane like Vicarage Rd ?? (*) * plus there was way more scousers and they seemed to get corralled into a funnel leading to "just two" turnstiles.......apparently

And England games.

Each to their own. Liverpool for me. Just

It'll the first time he's seen it without the aid of a mirror then, the fat cunt

Totally

Haven't had a look for ages but of particular delight this morning is them turning their noses up at the mere suggestion of getting Adam Armstrong on loan AND thinking Ross Stewart wouldn't want to leave them for Rangers. Not Queens Park btw, actual Rangers. Barmy

They've seen our "Plane spotting" thread and have started their own for the duration of the transfer window. "Metro watch" is up and running

Hopefully Lalo Salamenca

Old hat and you'll all have seen it but, if only one hasn't, watch "Marvelous" Still on YouTube iirc Literally marvellous film. True as well. Smashing cameo from Lou Macari

"it's Defoe, it's Defoe...... er.....hang on, it's NOT Defoe"

Tbf, it is the NORTHERN Echo so can be excused for spreading the love. One can only assume they've had some intricate formula combining weekly match ratings/value to the team and % of readers from various areas. Fannies

His office drawer

You can almost hear the cogs whirring in Ashley's brain........"ha, I'll have to get him as manager sometime, that'll wind the cunts up"......while he stroked his cat

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Might as well take the gadgie on the left as well, whoever he is, he'll be mint anarl

Brucematics. Can imagine him and his lass sitting over a sharing platter at Hungry Hippo. Tray full of chicken wing bones, the odd olive and Mrs Bruce's right hand pinned to the table by her fork. Mr Bruce's chins dripping with barbeque sauce

Eddie knew his limitations and worked his nuts off to reach his goal. Dung beetle doesn't and hasn't. Just keeps rolling the shitballs

He's Argentinian now tho