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Suspended DV sentence in the mix as well. That'll add to the flavour.

It's ok, Beardsley's took over caretaker

He did and in the comments they mention the members of the public who helped. Edited, again, I see what you meant ?

Just seen this. Apols if it's already been shared but, WOW, just wow

Pleased Bournemouth won, if only to see a pitch invasion by a bloke in a wheelchair

Cleary the kid that lagged all over the flowers/plinth is a cretin. I'd hazard his parents are mortified but, probs, not suprised but for him there will be consequences. Having said that his actions have nothing to do with the club or the wider support. He's accountable for his own demise. Read all of the RTG thread and, whilst I agree, it was a cuntish thing to do a particular highlight was a suggestion "we need to guard our statues". Reminiscent of the FLA' crack over Churchill/Slave Traders. Yaxely-Lennon town crack. Also I'm not sure coming back with proof from Northumbria's finest that one of your own fans DIDN'T actually shit in his seat is the win they think it is.

Good shout... Brentford (A) Liverpool (H) Leicester (A) Could be stuck on 40 points

Commentary has had me nearly barfing a few times already.

Or, momentarily, jumps up to celebrate before remembering which dugout he's in

I think it's possible to rate him and hate him in the same breathe. Obvs has an abundance of ability but his decision making and, more often than not, execution of said decision is woeful. As for the pantomime antics, he can get to fuck with that carry on. Said the same thing when Ritchie did it.

Absolutely

Zaha scored his 13th of the season, from 33 apps, yesterday. ASM needs to stare at an oxyacetylene flame for a while till his eyes bulge like Wilfred's and go again.

Watched the 1st half then sacked it off cos it was 2-0 Doh!

Orgasmic

Just read this. 7am. So so beautiful to have a love for the club back. It's like being a kid again.

Keith Lard Roy Keane Lord Ian Austin Dog nonces

These days it's all about the chocolate ??

Aye me too. Laughed out loud then nearly teared up. The fucking damage those set of fat cunts did is immeasurable. Great the way the players have slowly and, tbf, quite diplomatically exposed the shambles for what it was. Fraser, initially, Longstaff musing over 2 whole years of lost progression.

Don't underestimate fire safety young man. Fire's a beast, it can turn on you in a heartbeat

Sums the whole thing up in one answer.....

Any relation to Dyson?

Was about to type "he needs to be back for the World Cup prep" then remembered Doh! Be nice to see him return before the end. Harsh on Kraft but even a cameo. Pivotal in our turnaround and, hopefully, our future gains

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/61247954 Sweet

Never mind HMRC it'll be HMP Durham he's headed for.

Bruce, on his own, in the canteen. His face covered in thier chocolate he's nicked from the tin.