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He lost me at calling him Al Cannoush tbh 😂 Not sure we could handle this guy on the basis of spelling / pronunciation carnage alone…

Surely we could compete money-wise with Athleti though?

Garnacho? (ducks)

Have there been any well-sourced rumors on Alkliouche this summer at all? Forget Mbeumo, Maghnes is the one to fill the Hatem-shaped hole in my heart…

Three down: - Sunderland (obviously) - Man Utd (stick with Amorim too long) - Man City (start season on -50 pts)

This is probably insane but… bring back Staveley as CEO? She seemed very good at setting an overall positive, progressive culture of excellence for the club. Then she and Eddie jointly lead recruitment of a DOF they both feel comfortable with? Not sure she’d do it but I honestly think it could be brilliant for the club.

Would love for our owners not to bail them out this time for once… if not Saudi, who’s going to buy all their overpaid useless players?

Don’t mind the shorts and socks… 🤐

We should definitely be phoning up Cunha tonight to talk him out of throwing his career away by moving down from Wolves to Man Utd…

Just beat Arsenal and enjoy watching everyone else shitting themselves the last weekend 💪

Yes. Really hoping we somehow get Cunha to play exactly this role, though I know the Man U rumors are strong with him. Eze also interesting there. Honestly would rather stick with Murph RW for another year if that was a price of prioritizing a Cunha instead. Think it would lift our attack so much.

All I can see when I look at this:

We buy Ramsey and they buy Vlachodemusandpliers, more like. It’s tradition!

Could Eze play as a more technical / less physical option for the Joelinton position in our system? Seen some reports he’s going to leave Palace, would offer a lot more than Willock going forward I’d think. And we wouldn’t need him to take penalties thank god.

Trafford Arda Guler Scalvini 🏆🏆🏆🏆