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Trafford Arda Guler Scalvini 🏆🏆🏆🏆

Scalvini. (I’m shamelessly trying to manifest this lol.)

Really poor for Brazil today I thought… at fault for the goal they conceded after dawdling on the ball just outside the box, and generally just looked very sluggish. Not sure if hungover, literally or figuratively, from Sunday? Or maybe just a bit at sea in Brazil’s tactical setup (they had him playing centrally in a double pivot which I don’t think we’ve ever seen for NUFC)? Feel bad for him though, I’m sure he’ll be catching abuse from fans back home and hate to see anything knock him down off his perch as all-conquering colossus of the universe.

I want Scalvini and Arda Guler. Reasonable expectations like?

Absolutely idiotic question from a foreigner but I reckon folks will be in a good mood today so it’s a good time to ask, been wondering for years: Why is Castle Leazes called Castle Leazes? Was there once a castle there? It’s just a big patch of grass, no?

So earlier Benitez-era transfers (Schar, Dubravka, Murphy, Lascelles) have already amortized down to zero, is that right? Or do they still have some tiny amount left to amortize due to various contract extensions over the years?

If Odysseas is a 20M keeper and Dubs is keeping him out of the side, Dubs must be worth 30 right? 😉

Al-Shabab are non-PIF I believe? So no FMV shenanigans to deal with? Hope Shabab are keen to break the bank to get in the good graces of Yasir lol…

https://www.thetimes.com/sport/football/article/man-city-victory-as-premier-leagues-sponsorship-rules-declared-unlawful-0mp6kb7m0 👀

Can confirm. If you weren’t up at 4am Pacific Standard Time to watch Claudio Caçapa shit his pants against Portsmouth, you haven’t earned a seat at that table.

I mean isn’t this exactly what we did with Forest to arrive at Anderson 35M and Vlachademusandpliers 20M in the other direction?

Cunning plan for the club to escape FFP jail by selling £1 billion of Adidas gear before June 30….

Maybe the real arbitration is over how much Dan owes us for improperly disclosing NUFC proprietary information

That’s exactly what I think too. One last push to get the full amount before June 30 to give us FFP headroom immediately, yeah?

This whole story is hilarious and seems like it can only help us, but the part that is most fun to think about imo is: Who’s fed this to Hope now, and why?