D. Yimentov

It really doesn't matter how many "people" are interested in buying us, as long as Mike Ashley is involved in negotiations, it's always going to end in disappointment. I have no doubts about the interest/bids for the club in the past. I think they've all been genuine but the 1 and only t*** blocking any potential sale has been Mike Ashley all along. You really still believe that BZG, Kenyon, Barry Moat, GACP sports (I've probably missed a few more obvious ones) are all genuine? You really think they’re all not? Undoubtedly, some have been/are bollocks, but if you genuinely think they’re ALL that way, then you probably believe the moon landings were faked also. Name one that you think was genuine ... The 1969 one for a start. If it was faked the USSR would've called them out a long time ago but they didn't.

Fake indeed. The fans are as plastic as the seats they sit on. Loyalest? Try ‘Loyalist’, you SDFC bum sniffers.

Is that a real Alan quote?

You can still spend your way to the top of football. You can spend your way to the top of anywhere. I'm amazed that City have even received a punishment to be honest. I thought they'd be keeping the right people sweet. PSG are obviously keeping up with the cheques. If the Saudi government buy a club - us or anyone else - they'll be abe to do whatever the hell they want. They'll violate FFP for fun.

I hope Mike is frugal this summer just to be on the safe side. Don’t want to end up like City.

A sustained boycott campaign led by club legends and supplemented by professionally produced youtube videos might, just maybe, get some of the SDFC fans on board. Shearer wouldn’t do it because of his job but the rest of The Entertainers might be up for it. Could maybe get Joey Barton in on as well for the comedy.

Do I have to go to reddit if I want to talk about Mike Ashley and takeover rumours?

I don't even hate Mike anymore. I almost feel like I understand him on some days. He has 45,000 loyalists who will support him unconditionally. There's no accountability. At this point I'm only disappointed that he doesn't have the balls to make us play in red and blue. The fans though, I fucking hate them.

It’s one of the go to defences for Ashley supporters. “What’s the point in boycoutting? He’s already said he’s not leaving ‘til we’ve won something.”

£47k

It's one of Samsung's best features IMO

"£350m" "I want more than that" "£380" "Not enough I'm afraid" "Carla Dibello"

I'd say Steve and Alan are equal in so much as their teams give no clues away as to what happens between Monday and Friday.

He won't be getting paid handsomely. It's all relative I suppose but I know he'll be on more than anyone in wor hoose. Also, I saw him in Tesco once, so he's not at M&S level.

If I may offer some defence of Lee Ryder and his mates... I'm pretty sure there'll be pressure on Lee to just write any old s*** and get an article out. He'll be getting paid handsomely for it too so he'll be long past caring. In addition, as with most jobs, he probably has to submit risk assssment forms with every article and do loads of other pointless inane s***, leaving little time for his actual job. I can imagine the journos, who are all mates anyway, have a bit of a mad lads club going as well. "Dare me to do the Anita-Antia thing?" Mind you, a lot of them do come across as knob heads on twitter. Look at Luke Edwards' profile picture ffs. Rolling his head along his shoulder like Lawrenson looking at Hansen on the BBC settee. Gross.

He should still have nutted Steve Bruce for it

Did anyone clock Bruce chucking the ball at his face when he went over for a throw in? Schar should've nutted his nose back into the middle.

To be honest there's no logic to any billionaire leaving the house at all. 99% of blokes would just pay The Staurdays to come round and tickle their gooch all day.

Mike's prescence didn't fill me with confidence last night. It's hard to imagine why he'd be there if he's on the brink of selling. He's a weird bloke.

He's deliberately landed at the wrong gaff so he he doesn't have to sell. "Are you sure the Crown Prince is called Johnny Hallyday, Mike?" "Absolument."

The knock on effects of having an empty stadium would be massive. We'd plummet. It doesn't matter though. Even when we get relegated again we'll have 45,000 signing up to watch some cabbage-ball.

What on earth did he even say? "Every club is looking for a striker and unfortunately there ain't any to have what you can get."

Can we say kinky things about Jamie Reuben?

Eh? Where's the confirmation they're involved come from? Kennedy hasn't even gone with "sources close to the deal" or whatever to try and give at least some credibility That Man United fan from Pakistan who is BZG's lawyer is also Dave Reuben's accountant. He confirmed in a tweet direct to Miles Starforth.

What about our humanitarian record? We drop bombs on farmers in Iraq and then bump off weapons experts who expose the government's lies.