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He got away with one against Tottenham. Did the Pickford lunge on Harry Kane.

I'd like to ask, being neutrals to the title race as we are, does anyone want to see Liverpool win it? I much prefer Citeh.

Still convinced that VAR was introduced specifically for the likes of Liverpool to exploit it as much as possible. It wasn't to get the correct decision but to give it to the correct team. They're still throwing themselves everywhere and getting soft ones. Collapsing under the slightest contact is cheating. Contact =/= foul. Absolutely refuse to believe that pen is given in the other box. It would have gone to VAR and he wouldn't have given it. Not in a million years. Agree with all of that. VAR is called upon almost at random and then the decisions are made by people with vinegar in their eyes. Nothing has changed. Money wins.

The players can't come out and the slag the club off, but they could make a right piss-take of a statement that would keep them on the right side of their contractual obligations. Dumment continued, "I'm sure Rafa couldn't get Hull to a cup final. I'm sure Steve couldn't win The Cham... Actually, he could do that. Probably what spurred Rafa on."

If we're adrift by January he'll pull the trigger on Bruce. Mike doesn't want to lose his advertising platform. He'll break the bank to get Sam or Harry in. Might even buy a couple of proven mid-table cloggers from the Premier League.

Can you use your millions to hire a hitman for Ashley?

If Mike Ashley offered you a quarter of a million a year to manage Newcastle and you had to do product placement for Donnay on the telly and tell The Chronicle that Lee Charnley is lush, would you do it? I would.

I thought it class. He totally emasculated him.

Thickest fans in Britain. Total mugs. I hope their buses all break down.

This If you expect a 50:50 you go in a bit harder, if you go into a 50:50 soft you get injured and the 'aggressor' gets punished. Happens all the time What’s the rule? Don’t tackle people too hard? On the floor, one foot, side of foot, ball won... but not too hard.

He’s on the floor, leads with the side of his foot and wins the ball as clean as a whistle. What’s the rule? Don’t tackle people hard? I don’t like Hayden but he’s right; “what’s the point of playing?”

I hope Ayoze Perez score 4 and makes the wanker the sign at our bench.

They could carry them in one of them little gardening tool belts that Charlie Dimmock used to wear.

Mrs Doubtfire is on E4 right now.

Mike's lost a lot of weight. Hopefully he has a disease. I dread the thought of him trying to get healthy and living until 110.

He's quite softly spoken, isn't he? I was not expecting that voice to come out of him.

I'd take Pardew too. I prefer his style of comedy.

He’s having a laugh whilst getting the job done. And people say he’s just a big pair of tits. Why don't we call him Fatty Fatty Toad Boy? That big Steve, he's grotesque. Body fascism

That's interesting. He did have an unusual style forsomeone who could run so fast.

Anyone willing to put the money up can circumvent the FFP anyway. Football is rotten.

And everything he's tried so hard to kill, Doesn't matter as much as getting away from the wretched wench I married for the afternoon.

It's the fans. Ashley's gone if we want him gone.

Didn't JohnEddy say his previous incarnation was Poz? Poz is Scoot's Dad and he was a forum big boy once upon a time. He consistently posted excellent stuff for many years. He once shared a grainy image of himself. It looked a bit like David Ginola if you squinted.

He's an absolute helmet of a bloke and a shit pundit.

He never had the best touch but, in fairness to him, he was very intelligent with his tiny bursts of movement. He'd mastered the art of timing his runs for headers. He came to Newcastle to replace Bellamy though, and I knew as soon as I saw him play that we'd downgraded. Love or loathe the neckless Welshman, he worked his bollocks off on the pitch. He'd close people down, run the lines, take people on, verbally abuse their defenders, verbally abuse our defenders. Squeaky Mick did none of that. When you realise how many pros think he's a knacker, it's amazing no one decked him.