Infatuation Junkie

I don’t think I am

I have opted for the most chance of success area. The family section and I am now 0/3

BUT. I will transfer money over so if circumstances change and the planets align. I am straight there with me bairn in tow.

Haha. I done my badges and coach a heaton stannington youth team now I’m n a Saturday. Loads of coaches waiting for DBS to come through so not really much cover. I am covering a few matches while they wait. I loved the reds v blues. Well I loved getting in the way at the back mainly ?

I have to pull out I’m afraid. Can’t get cover for my match as it is 10am kickoff.

Ninja reflexes needed mate im afraid.

McGuire is absolutely shit like

Pm me mate. I am in Alcudia so signal keeps dropping where I am. Sure I can try and sort out having them off you. Well 1 adult 1 kid at least

The odds of grabbing a single is high. Grabbing a double is gold dust

The annoying thing is that I can probably grab a single ticket in resale with patience. But the system restricts anyone who wants to go with a bairn. Family supporters do not get a second chance in this shitty situation.

Ticket office next please

Wow. So only 4x the size of my cock

I used the text boxes to highlight how the club is run correctly and professionally. But in the terms and conditions of the takeover. I’m certain mike Ashley was able to secure sole control over ticketing and box office. Also states the UNLIMITED memberships is basically theft. If unlimited. Then why even have a membership in the first place. Apart from generating money from a high % of low income families who have basically just chucked money down the drain to possibly get 2 or 3 games a season if lucky

I believe the person in charge of releasing the third instalment is in fact the same bloke who organises the ticket ballot and memberships for the club. because surely there isn’t two people on this planet as fucking stupid as each other

We will villa them. Absolutely Villa them.

Let’s stick with this way. Since I am 0/2 now and fucked right off with this shambles

Klopp pulls 3 hamstrings

He will score a brace in the next few weeks and everyone will want to be bouncing on his cock again. Even great players can be made to look bad against the best team in the world man

I have already got the mindset that I have been unsuccessful. Not going through stressful shite every hour. My body can’t take it.

5pm today

I want to play. Need to see heaton stannington junior blacks fixture list first. But if all falls well. I am 100% there. playing at the back like a limbless chicken as usual

Rebuild. With the ability to log on any time of the day and grab a ticket.

I didn’t go in the ballot as my son is away. But on video call I have explained to him the possible outcome of no tickets for many games from now on. He asked me why they have changed it. I basically told him the because we went every season as dad had lots of windows open and was in lots of different places in the queue. It stopped other people who didn’t know how to do it from getting tickets. He now understands that dad was a cheater. And to be honest. We had a good run. We shouldn’t complain. I expect to not get many games this new way. But nothing will change. We just have to accept it. I just hope the majority don’t end up out priced when the place becomes the next Chelsea and it is a corporate statement for the rich and famous business billionaires around the world.

My pal has been to every home game without a season ticket. Doing the queue at 10am and he didn’t get tickets for villa in family section with his bairn. My pal who has never been and lives in Swindon has become a member and entered the ballot with his bairn and is travelling up for villa game as he was successful. My pal up here is slightly angry. Especially as I keep winding him up.