Infatuation Junkie

Chelsea team could walk into a brothel and still not score.

We seem to never get nowt. My bairn was chewing his seat in anger. Thats why the VAR blew my mind mate

Never ever known us to be the ones getting the decisions our way. i was 99.9% certain whilst in the ground after the first check that we were getting nowt from this match. If that was ruled off. Arsenal may have possibly rattled us enough to break us. They are a fantastic team. No questions. They play exactly the same type of shithousery that is needed to be atop side. Like I say to my bairn though. doesnt matter how much of a piss taker you are. I am the ultimate piss taker. Just like we are. Proper shithousery and piss take champions. Shame the atmosphere wasn’t as good at the last champions league game. Because it was bang up there on Saturday like.

Well that’s my match cam virginity broken. Wow

The only disappointment for me last season was also that Liverpool game

All in all. We can argue about the goal but Christ on a bike. We had some one sided decisions today like. Arsenal got looked after yesterday. Half an inch further and Longshaft nearly had a career ending injury.

Can’t take nothing away from Arsenal being a top top side. Arteta is a dick but the side are absolutely mint. Just not as fucking mint as us ?

That bugle player was on spice

Gordon running to distract defenders for two goals. The lad is magical

Our grassroots club acquired 3x adult and 3x child tickets for arsenal. Randomly picked 3 kids in the youth teams to go with a parent. This is what is supposed to happen. Yes I know it’s difficult to get tickets. But giving kids opportunities like this is priceless.

Imagine us talking about winning the league though. Whodathought

I’m am a season or two away from being priced out of affording to go. Not skint here. But justified price for lacklustre pre mid and post match entertainment and a really shitty selection of food and drink. A local venue will give more atmosphere and save me a large sum of money

3-0 tonight. Goal in first ten min then Harlem globetrotting the rest of the 80

He is the most professional manager I have seen. Never any malicious comments. Never disrespectful. Always knows how to address an issue and is well briefed before going in for interviews. Love the bloke.

The exploding shoe was the funniest Shike Hair Brazil snide demolition of the highest order.

To be fair. My dad has colour blindness and nearly fucked an entire order up enough to finish his business. He always has the right top on though

Spurs will stop playing with this confidence as soon as someone rips them a new arsehole.

3rd

Quality pair

Was in his team in the first meet I was at. Kept me in check. Was the first name I looked for in the teamsheet.

Yeah. I’ve always assumed he’s the gaffa

LWC

Got in quarter to yesterday. Scanned three tickets. All green ticks and in. Not a pick of bother

I was in bed and ready. If you all play up front and leave me at the back alone. What do you expect ??

I can’t think of a single reason to turn up pre kickoff. mother than worflags and hey ho let’s go. Everything else is absolutely paint dry shite. The food is a perfect example of overpriced shite. Drinks are overpriced piss. It is pre match horror. Half time is a disgrace as well mind.