Infatuation Junkie

On paper there is no way they should be down there. Players must be taking the right piss out of lampard when he was there. They need a gaffa who will give them a shoeing and get them in at 5am 7x a week for a start

I am FAR too old to understand what FYP is short for. I assume I’m being called a bellend though ?

Onana.

I can imagine a draw v city. Arsenal couldn’t score. Man City will struggle as well. Them 5 games still doesn’t show me a loss.

I couldn’t give a flys arse if we sign nobody. We are rid of that fat cunt and the other one.

I am imagining I will be sipping a Guiness zero on deadline day and it won’t be a ketsbia last minute signing that makes me spit my drink out.

Yeah let’s poach Lamphard.

There isn’t a team. Man City included that is as good as Arsenal currently. This is absolute lush football. We have to happy as a dog with two dicks with our 0-0 draw there.

I thought Big Joe done a great job. Someone on twatter said bruno wasn’t match fit. Haha. He ran his cock off. No one had a bad game. We just don’t own that final product yet. It will come and when it does we will be dominating AND scoring.

I think he needs a start. He looks an all round great striker. Just wish he got the minutes he deserves. If he starts v Southampton. He will get his boots hot and be on fire for the hammers

My lass even said it was Spider-Man like reflexes and she only watches the matches because she fancies that sexy bastard at the back for us.

I know people expect more now. But I watched the first 20 mins and actually said to my lad, wow, we are coming into peoples back yards and playing them off the pitch. We were hitting around 30% possession not long ago. I am more than happy with our effort, fitness and performance now. Wont be long before we are doing the old Arsenal and walking the ball into the net. European spot is beyond my wildest expectations this season. I am worried I won’t be able to handle a defeat now I am so used to not losing.

May as well play short ones all the time. May have a better chance because we don’t have much going on from them.

Everything was straight down the throat.

But he at least Pressures, tackles, gets back, passes and doesn’t stop. I know he is a hot headed prick. But he wears his heart on his sleeve. I don’t like the lad. But I suppose it’s because I don’t like Everton

Love the tight ship we have going on. Not a peep until they are signed or near to signing. Used to be loose lips everywhere under Ashley. Also. What a position we will be in during the summer window if we get that champions league spot.

Oh sorry didn’t realise we were allowed to be racist. Beg your fucking pardon pal

You just can’t say that pal. Call people Kents all day. Slag people off. But bringing in the race card is a fucking disgrace. We are in 2023 for fuk sake.

They will get demolished the weekend. May as well rest botman and put laccy sells in.

Stupendous

Newcastle aren’t allowed nice things

Tielemans is a player stuck inside a bag of shite. If let out he will show how class he is. Gordon is an outside the box fouling liability

Thought I was at the circus on the moor when I seen it.

Copied off biffa and Niall’s page. Halfway in* - 19 games in, PL era: 2022/23 38 points, 3rd 2021/22 11 points 19th 2020/21 19 points, 16th 2019/20 25 points, 10th 2018/19 17 points, 15th 2017/18 18 points, 15th 2015/16 17 points, 18th 2014/15 26 points, 9th 2013/14 33 points, 8th 2012/13 20 points, 15th 2011/12 30 points, 7th 2010/11 22 points, 13th 2008/09 22 points, 12th 2007/08 26 points, 11th 2006/07 25 points, 11th 2005/06 25 points, 11th 2004/05 22 points, 14th 2003/04 26 points, 7th 2002/03 32 points, 6th 2001/02 39 points, 1st 2000/01 27 points, 7th 1999/00 20 points, 15th 1998/99 24 points, 12th 1997/98 26 points, 10th 1996/97 31 points, 6th 1995/96 45 points, 1st 1994/95 38 points, 3rd 1993/94 32 points 4th (*1993/94 and 1994/95 were 42 games seasons so 19 games wasn't halfway) 38 points from 19 games is our highest halfway tally since the 2001/02 season, when Sir Bobby Robson's side had 39. In 19 PL games so far this season, United have conceded 11 goals and Nick Pope has kept an enviable 11 clean sheets.