TwoForJoy

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He's his mate and has dug his heels in to sticking up for him despite 18 wins in 67 games. Chats s*** and is generally patronising to the fans then tries to be witty about it by claiming he's sipping wine or some other lifting patter. Wish it was bleach, the f***ing bald c***. Him and the Tory rag he writes for can get to f***. I know someone who is on Twitter, and is almost rabid in his defence of Bruce. I think he (nice guy Bruce) must have bought him a pint in Ponteland at some point, as there's not other justification for the s**** and defence he's coming out with. He (this mate) also keeps going on abotu how Rafa has an NUFC relegation on his CV but Bruce doesn't. Is it that golf nonce @stevenmcPGA ?

Simon Bird joining Craig Hope in having a pop today. Looks like his treatment of reporters is starting to bite him in the arse. https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/five-reasons-steve-bruces-reign-23585416

I love how all of his career highlights are defeats

How has Rio Ferdinand not got a mention yet? Absolute arsehole.

I still can't believe the NE journo's haven't challenged him on this, the quotes are only 5 and a bit months apart. 10 Jul 2020 — Bruce says he is not a manager of the year candidate but says idea that club is happy only to survive in top flight is a myth. https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2020/07/10/steve-bruce-judge-results-newcastle-improving-not-stagnating/ 26 Dec 2020 — Bruce is aware of the unhappiness of some Newcastle fans, but insists the remit at the club is simply to survive in the Premier League and the supporters must accept it. “The fans are like we are”, Bruce was quoted as saying by the BBC. “They have to accept where we are. “My remit is to keep us in the Premier League." https://insidefutbol.com/2020/12/26/fans-must-accept-where-we-are-remit-is-survival-newcastle-boss-steve-bruce/487438/

It says it all about Bruce that the bookies have Southampton favourites for this match.

Yeah, away to Everton last game of the season. "We're in a different league to Everton now" Got humped 3-1.

He looks like Madeleine McCann's Dad.

They had to give 10,000 tickets away in Bruce's first half-season. How many will it be now after 18 months of Bruceball?

Bruce has already brought in Fraser and Wilson, now he's looking to add Jones. We're doomed.

It's obvious. The soft-rock group Bread sang "Baby I'm a want you" (PIF), "Yours for Life" (Rubens) and "She's The Only One" (Staveley).

Bruce has a far better PR team than Rafa ever did. Every day Talksport wheel a Bruce apologist out.

What happened to "a work in progress"? is he admitting that was bullshit now?

There's no way on earth Shearer wrote that from the bit I've read in The Mag. He can barely string a sentence together on MOTD. It's got Caulkin's fingerprints all over it. https://www.themag.co.uk/2021/01/alan-shearer-admits-he-has-no-option-but-to-criticise-his-friend-steve-bruce-newcastle-united/

He's found a 'remedy' or solution.

I put a daft tenner on it.

Not for long now Ashey has sold off the land behing the Gallowgate End. The new buildings will block the view.

Someone turns up on his doorstep yesterday and by this afternoon he's doing a documentary with Amazon Prime People are lapping this up as well.

"There is no guarantee it will play out the way we all want it to – well, the way most bar a few luke-warm dissenting voices seem to want it to." Nice subtle little dig at Edwards.

They should ban 'super league' players from playing for the national teams, like they did in cricket with the Kerry Packer tours.

The Young Ones

Red and white did you say? Notice the jam jar lid!

The Champagne is Gallimard Pere et Fils Pere et Fils translates to Father and Son. David Reuben and Jamie Reuben

What's that in relation to? Who has said that they are '100% certain' about something ? Steve Wraith tweeted it was 100% off last week.