TwoForJoy

It says it all about Bruce that the bookies have Southampton favourites for this match.

Yeah, away to Everton last game of the season. "We're in a different league to Everton now" Got humped 3-1.

He looks like Madeleine McCann's Dad.

They had to give 10,000 tickets away in Bruce's first half-season. How many will it be now after 18 months of Bruceball?

Bruce has already brought in Fraser and Wilson, now he's looking to add Jones. We're doomed.

It's obvious. The soft-rock group Bread sang "Baby I'm a want you" (PIF), "Yours for Life" (Rubens) and "She's The Only One" (Staveley).

Bruce has a far better PR team than Rafa ever did. Every day Talksport wheel a Bruce apologist out.

What happened to "a work in progress"? is he admitting that was bullshit now?

There's no way on earth Shearer wrote that from the bit I've read in The Mag. He can barely string a sentence together on MOTD. It's got Caulkin's fingerprints all over it. https://www.themag.co.uk/2021/01/alan-shearer-admits-he-has-no-option-but-to-criticise-his-friend-steve-bruce-newcastle-united/

He's found a 'remedy' or solution.

I put a daft tenner on it.

Not for long now Ashey has sold off the land behing the Gallowgate End. The new buildings will block the view.

Someone turns up on his doorstep yesterday and by this afternoon he's doing a documentary with Amazon Prime People are lapping this up as well.

"There is no guarantee it will play out the way we all want it to – well, the way most bar a few luke-warm dissenting voices seem to want it to." Nice subtle little dig at Edwards.

They should ban 'super league' players from playing for the national teams, like they did in cricket with the Kerry Packer tours.

The Young Ones

Red and white did you say? Notice the jam jar lid!

The Champagne is Gallimard Pere et Fils Pere et Fils translates to Father and Son. David Reuben and Jamie Reuben

What's that in relation to? Who has said that they are '100% certain' about something ? Steve Wraith tweeted it was 100% off last week.

The term "fan base". We just used to be supporters and this term annoys me more than it should.

Nice that they blurred out the Shit Direct signs.

They've just cancelled the friendly with Boro on Monday. So this could be true.

This has to be a pisstake https://twitter.com/SunNewcastle/status/1295112955378507782

Didn't Bruce just give Ritchie a new contract?

https://twitter.com/jordancronin_/status/1294678095232892930