Facundo Ferreyra

Got excited. Looked at his Twitter. Thump. Back to earth That Geordie Boot Boy/Burnsie bloke that everyone seems to hate said that he trusted this bloke and that he's never let him down before or something. So it's definitely 100% bollocks. Got a link? #clutching He appears to have deleted it, but he's posted this: https://twitter.com/BootGeordie/status/1147946249674461184?s=19

Got excited. Looked at his Twitter. Thump. Back to earth That Geordie Boot Boy/Burnsie bloke that everyone seems to hate said that he trusted this bloke and that he's never let him down before or something. So it's definitely 100% bollocks.

He's a gobshite cunt. Can't stand him.

There's also a screenshot further back in that thread of notes from a fans forum where the club basically say "ignore any reports in the media about a sale, all updates around it will come via the club". So basically, ignore whatever bollocks the Chronicle and Sky are spouting

No.

What a load of bollocks highly doubt he was hacked like.

Well I obviously don't believe them for a second

My turn to be an ITK, apparently. Got a message from a mate this morning who was on a night out last night. Apparently his mate works for an estate agent, and was told that Luis Figo has been enquiring about houses in Morpeth. This is obviously complete bullshit and makes no sense as the bloke has never managed before. Maybe he's coming out of retirement to play in midfield for us, he fits right in to Ashley's transfer blueprint being 46 years old....

"Mike Ashley didn't want to invest in the food for the prom due to the proposed takeover, this is surely proof that it's nearing completion!" Coming to some idiot's twitter feed soon.

Somewhat. Less than I was, but still hopeful. I know, I'm a fucking mug. Until I hear it's dead, I'll have that slight hope.

First sentence is true, they did buy SD's HQ. Sheik Khaled (is it the right one?) does seem to be in control of that bank (which might have merged with others). That bank and the Malaysian Provident Fund have done deals in the past. That's all available info from a 2 minute search. Whether it's true that it's a favour to Mike Ashley, f*** knows. I wouldn't put it past the c*** though. I mean, it's not as if the false/misleading statements BZG have put out inspire confidence in them. Or that Midhat loon on whatsapp. The whole things just f***ing strange, as usual with Ashley. And it always ends in no sale. I've done a quick search and can't find anything linking Sheikh Khaled Bin Zayed Al Nahyan to that bank like. I doubt it's the right one, unless I'm missing something obvious You're probably right, I'm not long up after a few last night. It's a crazy theory, but the way this saga has gone I wouldn't rule anything out. :lol: Who the fuck knows at this point? Nothing would surprise me now. Sheikh Khaled and Midhat Kidwai could turn out to be Kevin Nolan and Lee Charnley in disguise and it wouldn't shock me.

[url=https://twitter.com/BootGeordie/status/1147462004334108672?s=19]https://twitter.com/BootGeordie/status/1147462004334108672?s=19 Christ this bloke is cringeworthy.

First sentence is true, they did buy SD's HQ. Sheik Khaled (is it the right one?) does seem to be in control of that bank (which might have merged with others). That bank and the Malaysian Provident Fund have done deals in the past. That's all available info from a 2 minute search. Whether it's true that it's a favour to Mike Ashley, f*** knows. I wouldn't put it past the c*** though. I mean, it's not as if the false/misleading statements BZG have put out inspire confidence in them. Or that Midhat loon on whatsapp. The whole things just f***ing strange, as usual with Ashley. And it always ends in no sale. I've done a quick search and can't find anything linking Sheikh Khaled Bin Zayed Al Nahyan to that bank like. I doubt it's the right one, unless I'm missing something obvious

Supreme tinfoil hattery that like

It's 100% as legit as they come. There's documentation verified by Pinsent Masons in the filing history. They're not going to doctor that kind of thing.

That's it..strung both us and BZG along until they were done using it for their benefit. Served no purpose for them to speak before now. The Chronicle have been saying no bid since the story broke though. They know fuck all. And Downie has apparently been told by both NUFC and the Premier League that BZG haven't shown proof of funds - haven't they both maintained their "no comment" stance since the story broke? What a load of bollocks. Can't wait for this fucking statement, if it even happens.

Keith Downie now tweeting to say that BZG haven't actually provided proof of funds. The fuck is going on man

Twitter WUMs at it again. Claiming there'll be an announcement at 7pm tonight. I really wish these sad cunts would stop trying to wind up other Newcastle fans. It's gonna be a long weekend if there's no statement tonight....

Nolan has the face of a man who would literally say anything for his next drink. His face was ridiculously red during that interview. Maybe he was trollied while on air

They said it had been drafted but the contents were unknown (no shit, thanks Shields Gazette)

I'm not sure sending a sheikh by fax would work

It is the planes Hi Odin. I thought that was Odin too. He’s definitely here under a different account the rat Noticed that Odin's username has been changed to Odear and his custom title is "photoshop pro"

If it was off, wouldn't the club announce it? Surely Ashley would love to be the one to tell us it's fucked.

*activates gormless chump mode* well you see they would make a statement that it's off but Keith Bishop has one of their daughters held hostage in an secure, undisclosed location. The ransom? Keep schtum until the window closes and Ashley appoints another stooge then regrettably announce the deal is off. At that point she will be returned unharmed. :lol: