Armchair Pundit

Random Scottish insults, best in the business

I'm just not confident after see the endless levels of corruption surrounding some teams, especially Liverpool, in the Premier League.

Especially in a 2 hour game!

Seven goals isn't that much against Southampton, plus any scored against us for us to get nothing.

Baaaah

At least!

... it's Liverpool

Filing his teeth in time for the post match interview

During the last minute of their unprecedented 15 minutes of stoppage time

All I can think of when anyone mentions Young is that gif of him where a bird shits in his mouth

There's going to be some shopping trollies in the Mersey tonight!

It wouldn't be so bad, but they always play on that shit and they try their hardest to make everyone else dislike them.

Works in Liverpool's favour that, can nab more hubcaps under the cover of darkness.

Liverpool needs to incorporate tears into their strip's design, they're always crying and claiming the victim card, horrible snidey little bastards.

What a surprise, help from dodgy VAR decisions? Surely not. ... or not apparently, happy days with that then! I AM surprised

Hmm, offside?

I tell you what though, it's astounding really that Man Utd are where they are in the league with a goal difference of 11

To be honest, I'd have no problem with that, I don't mind Leicester, would much rather have them in the league than Everton.

Well they have to give Liverpool as long as possible to get back into the game and get a result... it's Liverpool.

Exactly, the usual help from the officials for them.

We all know the media would have an absolute wankfest if Liverpool made 4th, they all want it to happen. Fuck them, fuck them all.

Liverpool = Luckiest media darling team going, they're worse than Man Utd for getting help from the officials.

Why let Watkins take a pen, he's clearly shit at them.