Armchair Pundit

It's alright Man Utd buying these players, but are they Amorim's choices for his chosen setup? Or are they being pushed on him from above? A bad start to next season and Amorim is gone, along with pressure on the next guy to hit the ground running. Just hope it's only the mackems that are worse than them by the end of it (can't see it myself though, the table this year feels like a it's been a perfect storm of shit teams and inconsistency across the board for the league table to finish like it did. I'm sure we'll make some good 'Eddie' signings, hopefully it's enough to be some decent strength in depth to cope with the extra games.

Nothing special, still wouldn't bother, especially for the sort of money Parish is likely to try and hold out for again.

Someone said to me that if both the keeper's feet are inside the box, then it's okay - my understanding was that handling the ball outside box regardless was a red. Seems a bit fishy to me, especially with VAR checking it.

I don't like Palace, I think they're a shit team with shit fans and a shit owner and fluked their sorry asses to a trophy. It may not be a popular opinion, but there it is

Best I can do on my break in Paint 3D Not too dissimilar to the current badge, just simplified really I suppose. I'm not sure it bothers me to be honest.

Though I'd definitely prefer Everton to be amongst the relegated teams, they've deserved it for so long

Just makes a massive mockery of the 'Champions' League, they couldn't be further from Champions if they tried

I don't think Arsenal will lose mind, LiVARpool's gone on holiday since winning the league, at least that's what it looked like against Chelsea. I imagine the official's won't bother helping them as much now either, seeing as their job is done for the season.

Just a horrible thought, embarrassing for the Champions League, embarrassing for the Premier League

All the shit we read about Man Utd wanting Tonali, Man City wanting Bruno, Arsenal wanting Isak, Villa wanting Barnes - what fucking delusional world do these cretins live in? Why the fuck would we want to sell any of our better players, especially in areas that give us some real strength in depth? The mind boggles! Could see us selling Longstaff maybe, Wilson or Lacelles, but I just can't envisage any possible circumstance, especially with us being in better PSR shape currently, where we'd sell any of our better players.

I've got to admit, it bothers me less than I thought it would. Though that could all change if the new crest looks shit I suppose.

Wow, AI wins at this... not

Been a lot of this today

Been watching the whole match - hitting posts doesn't mean a thing, just that their strikers aren't as clinical as some depressives would have everyone believe. Our run's caught up on us a bit, fair, but Villa's not outclassed us by any means. They've had massive help from a homer of a ref, we've been given nothing, they've been sneaky and got rewards for it. Hey ho, we've been done today, we've not embarrassed ourselves though.

I disagree with this

We've not been as bad as the scoreline appears, Villa's been very lucky and had loads of help from a ref who ignores any fouls they've committed. Just one of those days.

More jam than Robinsons

Flukey wanker, peeling off like he'd scored a worldy

Love Barnes' direct style, running at defenders with his sort of finishing scares them sh*tless!

Would love to see them keep it up for Saturday, though it might be a big ask with the schedule as it is, reckon we're flying on adrenaline currently

Think I'd save Big Joe from getting a card in the second half, probably bring Miley on for some minutes

Love our Murph!

Seems to be more and more pneumonia and sepsis hitting younger people these days, regardless of working activity, fitness or anything else. My mother-in-law passed away from pneumonia at 72 last year out of the blue, she was reasonably average in terms of health, nothing untoward, hope Eddie gets well soon and the hospital treats it properly.

By his own rationale, Agbonlahor shouldn't be commenting on anything high level in football either then, the cock-waffle.