Kid Icarus

Having the time of his life

If it goes beyond this match I won't like it, but as a one off it was hilarious I thought. Played completely straight like the mask didn't exist.

We won convincingly despite also being robbed in about 3 or 4 different ways. About as emphatic as it gets from us in the circumstances.

Everyone that questions Eddie and thinks Emery is "elite" is in the Epstein flight logs.

My 'we're back' ganglion is being tickled.

Who could have predicted this

Time is catching up with him defensively, but I still love him like. Thought he was really positive throughout and improved massively when Elanga came on.

The thing that gets me is that it seems like we're posting every other week that actually, that was the worst we've ever seen. I sometimes wonder if it's just recency bias, then there's a performance like tonight's and it's obvious that it's not.

That seagull

Winning on Keegan's birthday as well.

Another day where I'm convinced he's going to get dispossessed by one of the 3 players he attempts to dribble past a few times a game. Another day where he doesn't

It really is like, it rivals the Ritchie pen decision

Said that the criticism of Howe on social media is incredibly unfair, said that the players love him, and dedicated the win to him.

Also, well fucking said Tripps.

To win like that is brilliant like. Fair rub of the green and we probably win that 4-0 with an extra 2 men. Ramsdale: 6.5 Trippier: 6.5 Thiaw: 7.5 Burn: 7.5 Hall: 8 Ramsey: 7.5 Tonali: 8.5 Murphy: 5 Woltemade: 7.5 Barnes: 7 Osula: 5.5

Newcastle originally wanted N-O's Elite Manager Supreme, Unai Emery...

I think we deserved this one lads

Lovely pressing. Game over, shove that up your dick

Yesssss!!!!

Keep the ball ffs

Lads maaaaan

Don't start trying to defend man lads

More please, need a cushion to protect ourselves from Villa, the officials, and ourselves

Stunner!!!!

Ohhhh! Yessss!