Kid Icarus

Had completely forgotten about the readers confessions one. Hei, yi couldn't get away with that now!!

Top tips, man.

Christ, that's a seriously quick amount of time to have lost the plot in. It's becoming clearer and clearer to me how much of his chirpy media personality is fake.

Excellent Just laughing reading back the advert for the other one. 'the chocolatey mouth twisted in genocidal hatred'

Probably best I don't post it but Google ich bin ein naughty boy

Viz is always hit and miss tbh, even within my favourite parts of it. Nothing out of the ordinary about that sketch.

Why waste money on expensive binoculars? Simply stand closer to the object you wish to view.

Totally agree. It's just a needs-must arrangement really. I can't drink or vape on a night time when I'm looking after my baby daughter, but when we're both looking after her it's a lot easier/more socially acceptable for me to drink. Once she's older I'll build myself a hut in the back garden or something.

West Ham on 42 as well

Gallowgate Shots did a top 4 Scousers vote thing the other week with this knacker in it. 80 odd appearances in 4 years. A half season where Andy Carroll made every player putting a cross in look like Beckham and he gets in as a choice ahead of Paul Bracewell and Kevin Nolan. And all because he slightly spoke out against Ashley and kisses our arse. Beggars belief.

That second yellow is even worse on second viewing. The keeper absolutely clatters him. Pathetic

If Burnley don't win their 2 games in hand, the bottom 3 is taking shape with clear gaps emerging

Allan was sent off with 20 minutes of time to go, 14 of which was extra time. We also dicked Brentford when they went down to 10.

Sending off changed everything. The officials are somehow getting worse.

Makes that Jiminez sending off all the more terrible

The ref's fault really

Cracking match this

Carra's good but he's so cringey man

Good lord. Fair play

As I was saying, it's the correct decision

With every passing match my inner Graeme Souness grows.

Every collision is a massive deal now like. Yellow card ffs.

That post came at the perfect time. I'd never seen him before and was wondering what he reminded me of. Absolutely creased

There we go. So easy.