Dr Jinx

Jesus wept

Will Hatice Cengiz have any stamps left when Infatuation Junkie goes missing?

Amanda has done a Coleen Rooney and told all the players different things.. now she knows the Longstaffs can’t be trusted

A.S “Hi Steve, can we have a quick chat about how you plan to improve the squad?”

S.B “No”

all great until you read this bit and even if 5% true my heart sank.

 

"However it is understood the buyers have a clear and detailed five-year plan to overhaul and modernise Newcastle and will back Bruce, at least until the end of the season, with the 59-year-old also given every opportunity to remain as the club’s manager beyond that."

They’re hardly going to say he’s going to be sacked in the summer time. Wouldn’t be good for motivation if they do manage to play the remaining games of the season

The thing is, I reckon under Benitez while he may not have been much better, he’d have been better. Either in terms of coaching, positioning, holding shape, etc.

 

Yes, no doubt about that. I was very surprised when we signed him. Very limited player.

You pay peanuts you get monkeys

9 pages of comments about him says it all. Easily forgettable once he’s gone. Like it never happened.

How long left do we have with fun88 ?

 

I'm curious who these guys will set up as their first kit advert.

The deal is up in the summer, unless they have signed an extension which hasn’t been publicly announced.

I can’t see how they could continue. The whole Islam and gambling thing.

My take on today:

 

PIF and JV1 are in Newcastle right now. No other reason why a plane would make that Saudi - London - Newcastle - Saudi flight. I reckon plane went home empty having dropped the required personnel off. There was going to need to be some sort of physical transfer.

 

I do not believe for one second that events at Sheffield Utd are coincidental. I’d imagine a box needed to get ticked and Al Saud complied. But it would be folly to publicly admit to this.

 

That ITK about PR being called in sounds legit to me.

 

All in all this is happening and I think we are ahead of where the media think we are.

 

 

Why would they need to come to Newcastle in your scenario ? I'm with you in that I think its happening but I dont get why anyone would need to physically come here ?

 

Publicity? Press shots?

 

Don’t think so. Highly doubt Staveley, The Reubens or anyone from PIF will be basing their office there.

 

I read something about them looking to employ a few directors with experience. Expect an Ian Ayre/Garry Cook type to come in and look to increase commercial revenue.

 

Then there’ll be a director of football. Someone to bring in the names that a coach approves/deliver the strategy that the owners want.

 

They’ll probably bring in someone new to do the Charnley work.

 

I can’t see Staveley being the one doing the press releases, fully expect Yasir Al-Rumayyan to be the one to make the big announcements (or at least his name will be attached to them) as he’s well used to doing that with either PIF or Aramco.

 

Don't think he was on about long term and where they are based, pretty sure he was on about a one-off photo shoot at the ground to announce the takeover

I’m not sure they’ll even do that, If I recall correctly, I think City just put out a press release and I can’t remember Roman Abramovic doing anything when he bought Chelsea.

My take on today:

 

PIF and JV1 are in Newcastle right now. No other reason why a plane would make that Saudi - London - Newcastle - Saudi flight. I reckon plane went home empty having dropped the required personnel off. There was going to need to be some sort of physical transfer.

 

I do not believe for one second that events at Sheffield Utd are coincidental. I’d imagine a box needed to get ticked and Al Saud complied. But it would be folly to publicly admit to this.

 

That ITK about PR being called in sounds legit to me.

 

All in all this is happening and I think we are ahead of where the media think we are.

 

 

Why would they need to come to Newcastle in your scenario ? I'm with you in that I think its happening but I dont get why anyone would need to physically come here ?

 

Publicity? Press shots?

Don’t think so. Highly doubt Staveley, The Reubens or anyone from PIF will be basing their office there.

I read something about them looking to employ a few directors with experience. Expect an Ian Ayre/Garry Cook type to come in and look to increase commercial revenue.

Then there’ll be a director of football. Someone to bring in the names that a coach approves/deliver the strategy that the owners want.

They’ll probably bring in someone new to do the Charnley work.

I can’t see Staveley being the one doing the press releases, fully expect Yasir Al-Rumayyan to be the one to make the big announcements (or at least his name will be attached to them) as he’s well used to doing that with either PIF or Aramco.

Say the deal is officially approved over the weekend, say Monday or Tuesday at the latest, the payment part will take a few days so it’s quite likely it will run into the next week. Am totally confident it’s happening now so I don’t mind the wait anymore.

Current mood...

 

 

 

Simon Adebisi ?

 

Thats Kareem innit? Adebisi had that daft little hat perched on his head

 

(edit - did you mean the back of head shot? In which case yeah....I'll let myself out)

Correct. Knew it was Oz though.. been years since I’ve seen that

Current mood...

 

Simon Adebisi ?

Steve Wraith is gonna go full on Furby once this is announced

 

Can’t unsee it!

Steve Wraith is gonna go full on Furby once this is announced

Geordie dentist has gone all in, next 24 to 48 hours.

 

Why would he know ?

 

He wouldnt.  :lol: Hes one level up from Steve Wraith. Literally does anything for followers and fans. He will say anything the fans want to hear.

 

He had some genuine connections to the UAE takeover at the time, not convinced he's got any ITK on this aside from anyone who knows a reporter in the Middle East.

 

Did he f***, he was convinced it was happening too with the BZG group. Twitter t***.

I agree, imagine there was an American crowd buying us and some dentist originally from the NE but now living in Canada was the go to expert based purely on location. It’s the same thing. He loves the attention.

So going on that. The situation is exactly the same as it was first thing this morning ? thank feck i was busy doing things earlier or I’d be totally deflated right now

Is Caulkins podcast up yet? Not that i expect anything new in it from last week

Well I can confirm that the clubs staff, specifically the media team haven’t been told a thing about what’s happening or not happening.

One hour 37 minutes to go* (according to our ITKs)

 

*accurate to within one heat death of the universe

“I wanna be sedated..”

Yep absolutely he deserves that chance. He’s my no.1 choice. I’m not totally confident it would happen though. He doesn’t break contracts.

And as for Zidane, does he even speak English well? I believe his man management is actually quite decent, the only one who might disagree is Gareth Bale and he’s pretty much Michael Owen mkII as far as I’m concerned.

He’s been known for bringing together a team of dysfunctional stars to win 3 champions leagues back to back. Tactically he sets up his teams to the strengths of the players he has. With Bale fit and playing well, they played 4-3-3.. when Isco came in to take his starting place they played more of a 4-4-2 diamond where Isco had the freedom to roam about.

He’s a good manager but he doesn’t bring anything new to the table.

For the UK it’s the common sense thing to do. Well there’s more money riding on it so I’m not so sure if they will though. Can’t compare the situation to Germany.

If I was in charge, I’d just have voided the season. Every league stays where they are for another year and then start again in August/September if allowed to. It’s the only fair thing to do.

I wonder would Caulkin take up a job with the club in terms of like a communications director or something. He knows what the supporters need to hear and fixing that disconnect with the fans is surely one of the first things the new owners need to do.

She butts in, talks over people, spits over people and tries to put words in to peoples mouths.

 

Im suprised she hasnt faced more criticism like this

Not a patch on that wench from channel 4 though

Whenever I think anything critical of him, I remind myself of when he bashed Steven Taylor.