Miggys First Goal

These inbred cunts can’t afford VAR like?

Dirty bastard.

Why did we suddenly start playing out from the back when Dubravka took over from Pope?

HOWAY THE TOON

Bricking it now

Don’t let me down lads.

Ashworth is probably still advising Brighton.

Tindall probably supplying him and Joe with a Mad Dog special to help them gan extra radge.

Fuck me, man, it’s just after 10.

Aye, we don’t want to be bringing any unknown diseases back across the water.

For those about to enter Mackemland, we salute you.

Fucking football. Fucking derby day. HOWAY THE FUCKING LADS!

What’s DEI?

Manquillo is back, baby!

Trippier going to score a worldie of a FK tomorrow. I can feel it.

Seeing the shots of Tottenham’s stadium just convinces me more that we need a new stadium, too.

Lucky you! We have to wait until 12:45

Would love to know what the constructive criticism was that he got from his kids

Is the ref for tomorrow usually card happy?

If it does go to a replay, surely they’re not going to do an evening KO. 6000 Sunderland fans taking the day off work to get pissed up before travelling across the water for a 7:45 KO. Going to be carnage.

Hope everyone going has had their vaccinations.

I mean, I can’t stand Everton, but holy hell.

I know for a fact that I won’t sleep tomorrow night. Going to be tossing and turning until Saturday morning.

Where do they put the race course?

Fourth kit. For charity fundraising according to somebody on Twitter.