Miggys First Goal

Send this ref back to Oz.

Sterling. Cheating cunt.

Who’s this fucker? Neebody, that’s who.

With no VAR, Bruno should throw one of his world famous forearms into one of their players heads.

Fucking Tories.

One last picture for good luck.

Happy to bring @Mike back to his teenage years.

@Mike was right. Of course he was. Pervert.

That first line should read "Told Dan Ashworth has committed his future to Newcastle United."

Mike might make himself blind before kick off that he won't be able to watch it.

Gardening.

Already moved on from this cunt. Want Simon Rolfes now. Him and his AWS.

Aye, get this bloke in. Doubt even Ashworth uses AWS. Also, do we even have a player care department? Is that what Shola does?

Time to steal Campos from PSG.

How to generate clicks from NUFC fans - post something about one of the architects of our success possibly joining Man Utd.

They hype these games up and they’re fucking shite. Best league in the world as Carra would say. Pish.

Double dissent. Did he gasp for air between verbal volleys?

Two shit teams here.

Any idea who the youngest NUFC PL goalscorer was before Miley?

Going to write to my MP about all these injuries.

Nah, not Big Joe.

Like an early Christmas present.