Miggys First Goal

Did the commentator just make a joke about Dyche wearing the black armband saying he looked like a croupier?

Haaland is SHITE.

Howay man we can get something here.

We’re getting far too many yellow cards here like.

Fuck off, Bruno.

They woke up.

Wife is in labour.

Miggy is making runs but nobody is passing to him.

Let’s look on the bright side, a few years ago and we’d already be three or four down.

They’re too good.

It’s like they’ve got magnets in the ball and the Man City players. The ball just seems to go back to them.

Please bring these cunts crashing back down to earth.

If they get it right, they are sitting on a goldmine.

Oh dear. How sad. Never mind.

I was going to say, maybe DON'T watch the match.

God, make it so.

I'll be like Adam P next season. Going into the club shop every week. Merch. Merch. Merch.

Fernandes dead already.

I'm going to be drowning in merch.

Let’s all act surprised on 1st September.

Fire up the factory.

The greatest home/away combination ever.

Barnes and Wilson to come on at 60 minutes to deliver the knock-out punch.

Honestly, what a time to be a NUFC supporter.

Liverpool currently 14th (I know it’s early). You love to see it.