Miggys First Goal

Only been impressed with Man City this weekend out of all the “big six” clubs. We’re definitely finishing second this season.

What... the... fuck...

This is why we can’t spend £400m on players. Because you guys keep buying fakes!

Really want Liverpool to get desperate near the end of the window and spunk all their money on some absolutely shite player.

Up to £871M in transfers at this point. Maybe they’ll stop once they hit £1bn. Heck, they could do that in this window.

He’s got such a punchable face. Fucking calorie muncher that he is.

How do the PL look at that Caceido transfer and agree that it’s fair market value? If that’s the case we should be going back to Saudi and asking for at least another £15M for the ASM deal.

I forgot we even still had him. Jesus, who gave him that contract?

Going to be offside this.

Oi fucking oi!!!

Fuck off are Chelsea in the big six now. Big six spenders, aye.

Look at those two cunts.

Aye, contract doesn't expire until 2025.

This is weird not having Tyler on commentary.

I don't care who wins as long as it isn't Liverpool.

Would love to know what he was thinking seeing SJP full for the first time, Wor Flags waving, crowd absolutely buzzing. Wonder if he fell in love.

I know it’s one game and there’s months to go, but we’ve got quality throughout the squad now. The bench was as strong as it has been in a long time. We’ve picked up immediately from last season. We’re going to have goals from loads of players this season. A couple of more signings maybe and… who knows?

That was the same reaction when he looked in the mirror and saw his hair for the first time.

Our recruitment is so fucking on point.

When did Wayne Lineker join the club?

I’d like to thank old cabbage heed for suggesting Eddie to the owners.

End the season now.

Top of the league.

We. Are. Fucking. Mint.