Miggys First Goal

You could say Rashford was coming back from an offside position for that second goal. Seen that decision given before.

Fuck right off.

He’s miles offside.

He looked offside to me.

Fine Manure for not being able to control their players.

When did Kofi Kingston sign for Manure?

Yes! Jack fucking Grealish. Today I love you.

This ref bent as fuck.

Nice to see Hearts have there own version of Chris Wood.

So that’s what, 3 games out of 16 or something that he’s banned for now?

Damn right!

IF we get to the final and IF we win, the town will be like Buenos Aires when Argentina won the WC.

IF we get to the final, wonder how many people would travel down even without a ticket. Think there might be a Geordie takeover of Trafalgar Square? Better get them trains sorted. Can't be having no strikes on final weekend.

A week's wages donation to an anti-drink driving charity wouldn't go amiss.

What's the most probable outcome from this? Driving ban?

Idiot. Regardless of how well he has improved. Idiot.

We need to wrap our first XI up in cotton wool in the run-up to the first leg. Can’t be risking having to play any of our second string.

So 3200 Geordies down the south coast. Gonna be a party.

Who goes jogging with an erection?

Uh huh.

SJP is going to be rocking in the 2nd leg.

Apparently he’s not a virgin so it’s null and void anyway.

Someone just offered to take Adam P’s virginity.

Let Southampton take care of Manure like they did to City tonight. We’ll handle Forest.