Miggys First Goal

There’s a queuing system for memberships? Are they going to limit the number of memberships they sell?

Hate that cunt.

Charnley still employed?

You won't be alone, Stif, you'll have 51,999 other Geordies around you.

Where it belongs!

So they really are moving Leazes Terrace brick by brick.

We should become one of those teams that have multiple sponsors on the tops. Both sleeves. On the back of the shirt above and below the name and number.

Loving that FFP.

Slowly turning on the transfer bath tap. Trickle trickle trickle.

What are the prices?

Are we really getting rid of Wood so soon?

Jesus fucking Christ. Wet dream.

Dan “No Shit Taken” Ashworth

Never seen such a fake forced smile in my life.

We'll just be producing some Hollywood quality unveiling video. Had to wait for Keaton, Clooney, Bale, Affleck and Pattinson to fly over.

Did we not hide the paddling pool? Fucking amateurs.

Scenes when this falls through.

Botman. Eriksen. Paqueta.

For someone who has never bought from DHgate, what's the most reliable seller on there?

We always seem to drag out transfers like.

Just take over this whole area and get it done.

Could even develop that whole area. Build a smaller stadium on the other side to act as our academy and women's stadium.

Need to build the new ground on the Arena site. Screw whatever plans the council have already agreed to. Just plop a 80,000 seater stadium down there. Will look unreal coming across the Redheugh.

Close enough.