Miggys First Goal

Already had his head turned now.

Just waiting for Forest to outbid us now.

Eddie turned Joelinton into a world class player. Even IF Pedro is a useless cunt, the gaffer will get the best out of him.

Like I read elsewhere, madness to bid that and madness for Everton to reject it.

Liverpool buying a cunt shocker.

If Eddie wants him, I trust Eddie’s judgement.

Afternoon out or doing deals?

Liverpool are going to slaughter this lot.

What the fuuuuuuuck!

These cunts currently rock bottom of the PL. Hopefully they stay there.

Has de Gea had a stroke? He’s fucking all over the place.

Drink stains on the bed. Aye, Adam, drink stains.

Let’s be honest, we’ll all be watching it if it happens, especially the episode where Keegan and the mid-to-late 90s players come in to talk to the players.

I would have taken him during the dark days!

I’m not being funny, but is he implying that he’s going to be travelling on the day of the original first game? Surely they’d be in the country for at least a week beforehand, no?

We had no new injuries this morning!

Be good if he got signed up by all these companies tweeting his name to do TV adverts for them.

I don’t believe anything Eddie says now after the non-comment in last week’s news conference about a new contract that was announced that afternoon. Easy for him to tell everyone this morning that there’s no new news on signings. Fully expect us to announce something amazing in the next 24-48 hours.

Aye. Weekend ruined before it’s even started. Cheers, Burger King.

We’ve all seen his bed bug bitten chest. Ain’t nobody paying for that.

This basically. I hate the internet at times.

Does this mean we’re a massive club now or something?

Same. Stupid hashtags.