Miggys First Goal

Should just pipe in fan noise through the PA system and then those people actually in the stadium can just sit in silence.

Good run currently, aye, but the bloke spat his dummy at the first opportunity and was desperate to join Manure. Also… United

Would have been harsh as fuck to disallow that.

Get fucking Kelly on.

Eddie out.

Winded hopefully.

Howay the lads!

FYP

Completely takes the enjoyment out of football all this worrying about money shite.

Hopefully Isak has been practising his finishing in 1-on-1 situations.

And today we’re bidding for Evan Mooney. What a come down!

Wizadora.

He’s took a fucking bung there.

Haha, Luke Onion!

Who’s the knacker that keeps banging on what sounds like shutters?

Why couldn’t we have all these deals lined up to be announced at 00:01? Absolute amateurs the lot of them.

Not even a transfer rumour to trickle the bath to. Lack of stadium updates. No new training ground. Fully expect us to be sold by April.

Think it’s a given they’re going to lose against Liverpool. If they somehow lose against Southampton alarm bells will be going off all over Old Trafford and Carrington. 33/1 for the drop.

Regressing. Not good.

Some ex-players should just stick to punditry duties after retirement.

Who knew that a player would turn out class when played in his correct position.

League Cup final Champions League Beats PSG Wins at Old Trafford for only the second time in about 30 matches He’s the fucking guy.

FT Merry fucking Christmas!