Miggys First Goal

Of course no pen. Fuck off.

Woltemade…

Thiaw had space to whip it in there and just passed it sideways.

That possession stat is actually better than I thought it would be.

PSG players are about five mph quicker than our lot.

Gonna find out that this ref has a nice juicy bonus sitting in his bank account at this rate.

This ref…

Hope this game doesn’t destroy Miley’s confidence.

NICK FUCKING POPE!

Fuck off you corrupt cunts.

Eddie, if they give this, take the team off the pitch.

Edward John Frank Howe - aka King Eddie, aka the dog’s bollocks, aka the gaffer, aka Wor Eddie - masterclass incoming. Howay the fuckin’ lads!

My heart wouldn’t be able to take the ensuing 10 minutes.

The power of the Aniston will see us to victory.

You know what, fuck these cunts. They’ve got a receipt coming from the last time we were there. We seem to turn up for big games, and there’s probably no bigger game this season. We go. We play. We conquer.

This bloke likes to get his face in the team photos when we win. Doesn’t seem to do much else.

With the speed PIF do things, they’ve probably already decided to sack Howe. It’ll take them 3 months to announce it and another 6 months to get a replacement.

Ah well… onto PSG.

Hope this ref finds his wife in bed with the neighbour.

We’ve got a set-piece coach if you didn’t realise.

Martinez fuck off.

Well done, Miley!

Why do I feel we say that every game?

That’s the quickest Wissa has moved all game.