Miggys First Goal

Willockinho!!!

Tindall looks fucking gangster.

Terrifying.

Howay. We need to take advantage of all these corners.

Saying that when WE had the ball. Idiot that he is.

All that pressure and Burn just gives it away.

That’s a foul.

Loads of empty seats.

Ooof Barnes.

Close Willock!

Where WAS Burn there? Oh, still in their half.

Burn about five yards behind him

Howay the lads!

We owe someone an absolute bumming. Hopefully it’s these cunts. Now, Frank, bend over and assume the position.

Watching something called The Breakdown that was on TNT. Owen Hargreaves interviewing Wor Eddie. God-fuckin-damn, man. We are SO lucky. We had fucking Cabbage Heed. We’ve gone from one extreme to the other. We went from Netto to Ocado. A fucking Reliant Robin to a Maserati.

Do the winners of the CL get automatic qualification for next season? If so, we don’t even have to worry about getting top 4/5.

Eddie takes us to glory in the FA Cup next season.

Bloke has no social life. His own family comes second to the club. He sleeps in his NUFC gear. He’s basically a likeable Adam P.

Saw bits of his presser. Honestly man, could listen to him talk all day. Absolutely love the bloke. I’m Team Eddie all the way. Are we in a bit of a lull? Yes. Does Eddie know that? Of course. Can he get us out of it? Fuck. Yes. I think we sometimes forget where we were five years ago. Who we had. What we were going through. We have come so far in that time - Champions League, cup finals, cup WINNERS. Thanks to Wor Eddie. He deserves time to course correct. We should give him that.

Game has completely fucking gone.

WTF

Fucking joke this.

This might be the 1:50 in the morning brainwaves talking, but I think, after last night, when it feels like the lowest point we’ve been in during the Eddie era, we’re going to have a phoenix rising from the ashes moment here and fucking batter this lot.

Relegation battle you say? I mean it’s possible…