Miggys First Goal

Interesting write-up for the referee for the game from the club website. Focusing on the amount of cards he dishes out. Think the club know this is going to be a violent game?

What a first game to have! She might witness something akin to Gladiator.

Throw out our usual pre-match music. Swap it for some loud (I mean crank it up to 11 so we can’t hear any fucker talking) and intimidating stuff. Want them cunts in the away dressing room to be shitting themselves.

I’d like to know who the other cunts are in the changing room who support his actions.

Wish his presser was tomorrow morning. By Friday he might have had a chance to calm down.

I need this cunt to do an Odemwingie on deadline day, like. Just have him at the gates of Anfield pleading to be let in.

Be funny as fuck if Liverpool were just like, we have Ekitike now, we don’t need Isak, and he’s just left in limbo.

Mind you, with the speed that our club actually does things, we could be waiting a while for a statement, if any were to come.

Wonder if Isak just put this out himself or whether his agent thought it was a good idea and encouraged him to do it. Either way, they’re both thick as shit.

MY FUCKING CAPTAIN!

Isak-fineometer On the front page of the website.

Fuck these cunts up. I mean FUCK THEM UP. Don’t even make it a football game. I want Big Joe going through cunts like a runaway train. I want Bruno’s forearms smashing into heads.

Well that’s me not getting any sleep tonight.

This saga will be studied for years to come. How someone can go from hero status to absolutely despised in a matter of months is extraordinary.

Starts out by thanking everyone at the club. Then basically ends it by saying fuck all of you. And aye, the trust has gone now, from our end. Nobody will be able to trust you again motherfucker.

He can fucking choke on Isak’s cock too.

Unless some other club besides Liverpool comes in with an offer, enjoy going nowhere for the next three years. I don’t care if promises have been broken by people who are no longer at the club. You are supposed to be a PROFESSIONAL footballer. Act like a grown adult. Do you fucking job and ask for a transfer in the way that a transfer should be asked for. If you are that fucking desperate to leave, do it the right fucking way. You absolute dickhead cunt.

He scores goals…

Aye, it’ll just be them catching up.

This cunt been fined/apologised/fucked off yet?

Probably announce both at 8am sharp on 2nd September.

CEO? Sporting Director? Anybody?

Longgy coming on.

Pickford is all over the shop here.