Sandrotastico

Alright GK, but weak and lacks any sort of courage. Zero Presence.

Saying Playing is being kind.

Shite tonight all round. Few things before I fuck off for a walk. Kraft is pony. Longstaff needs to cut out, A falling over like a soft shite & B the contsant whining and complaing like a 12 year old, throwing his arms around. He also needs dropping - passenger. Definitely a Pen Eze left to run the show and we were outfought i the middle by Will fucking Hughes! Utter crap. Edit - Howe has to take the blame tonight.

Sandro, how are tricks?

Young Pacey CB RW / Right Attacker Clever Playmaker / 10 That Lad from Blackburn (after just watching his Youtube clips) Maybe a Commanding GK, depending on what happens. And a Physio...

I'd start you. And I've never seen you even run.

Thank you All joking aside, I like Longstaff, but he should be rested. I hope he finds some form, or improvement in the basics. I'm off to work.

I can find my desk in the morning.

Nah, I'm shite but I'm hitting a higher percentage than him the last year.

He's a footballer.... I have to go to work everyday too.

True. He's just too passive to be a high level midfielder. Does not want the ball, rarely imposes himself or tackles and actually seems to go missing and is often wandering back chasing a player towards his own box. He's technically limited and does not take responsibility for the ball. You'd expect a little more fight from a llocal lad, even if he's shite at kicking a ball to a team mate. Lovely lad, bench next year please.

He's also a very very limited professional footballer. I stood up for him for the last 2 years but jesus, he's been rotten since Christmas.

Smash &...

Might as well make it no contact.

Fuck me. Get in.

Can we do a matchday Raffle and select a random NUFC fan to play instead of Longstaff. Dear me! Atrocious.

We are sooooooooo one paced it's untrue. Only Gordon has a change on pace. Our midfield three getting sprinted past by world beater Iwobi ffs Bad attitude today from too many.

Not eve sure he meant that as a meg...

Murphy, Willock and Longstaff have been utter wank today. Like League 2. And half arsed to match - lazy as fuck with the press.

Too many fucking ball watching today. Utter shit start!

Murphy has been on drugs last night? Longstaff still in the dressing room, I see again.

Bizarre opinion - but looking at the league table today - I still think Eddie is doing and has done a great job this season. It's been a freak season with injuries and the Tonali situation, plus amping up our fixtures with CL while still having a squad fit for the championship in many ways. Not sure many other managers would have done much more, yes we fucked up in some games and should have done better, but Howes doing a sterling job with some of the options he has to pick from. Just my thoughts but I'd defiantly be giving him one more season.

For all the shit the lad gets, he's clearly a top top human. Definitely don't think he starts but I'd have him on the bench next season. Great watch - thanks for sharing.

I love Isak, but he's powder puff at times like...half arsed.

Overall, think we did ok. But we look a yard slower and have a a few too many plodders player against the best team in world football. I'm sure we'd be better with 11 Bruno's. Not footballers of Murphy, Longstaff's quality. So unlucky but did'nt expect much more today.