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Useless cunt physio injuring him even more there wtf is going on.

Welcome to Injury Crisis 2.0

Longstaff is absolutely shocking

Fuck me that's shit

Villa crumbling

I like the academy signing fraud theory personally

David O'Leary appointed manager in August 2009.

Wasn't it also reported that Liverpool were interested in Shearer again in 2004? Could have been Shearer out and Rooney in that window. Getting Rooney either way is a fascinating sliding doors moment. No idea how you could possibly manage Shearer, Rooney, Bellamy and Kluivert at the same time though. There were lots of interesting links that summer. Daniel Van Buyten was one that kept getting mentioned (got Craig Moore instead), also Robbie Keane

Probably be similar to their win at Chelsea the other week. 1-3.

Disgusting stuff.

I think we can say confidently who it won't be out of those three

Their one touch play between the lines is so much better than ours. 16th placed in the championship

Is it too late to dump Lascelles in Turkey

Six weeks out for Isak then

No discernible style of play or patterns there apart from the Trippier right side overload thing that we did last season

astonishing sight.

They'll hit 7 imo

I know they were great last season but when you look at Schar and Botman tonight it does seem ballsy to play two centre halves almost totally physically immobile

0% win probability

We look even worse

We're physically not fit for purpose. That midfield three is an abomination. Three of the back four are incredibly slow and Botman has looked ruined post injury. God knows what we did with his treatment

Intimidated as usual by big away games.

He's far too immobile to do that (Bruno is incredibly slow but good on the turn and in close quarters, Schar would get eaten alive as a midfielder)

Play a back five?

Same old shite really, flat midfield five, everyone knackered, Isak just standing around totally isolated. Like the CL away games but even worse