buzz

God I can't wait until Lascelles is back on the bench

Joe has injured his arse.

there we go.

Good shout. Also predict Almiron (hammy, 51 mins), then a standard Schar concussion.

We guarantee at least one injury per game as well so it's going to get worse.

Heads need to roll in the medical dept for this, sorry. He aggravated it in pre season as well, didn't he? They've obviously fucked up Botman as well.

Forgot Willock came off near the end. Hope it's not related to the original injury that he picked up in May. Can't say I have great faith in our medical team at this point

We've actually managed to gain more injuries during an international break god knows how we're going to cope with these fixtures coming up.

Guaranteed Ritchie appearance today unfortunately

That bench man cursed

Longstaff's out too isn't he? Dunno what we do now tbh. Miley again?

He got moved out wide again that day because he looked awful up front

Benzema, Neves and Laporte will do.

Schar next no doubt

1-1, two injuries.

Ritchie is a disgrace. Should be at Gateshead

They are also one of the least pressing teams in the whole league

We probably need to actively throw the CL games now.

End the season now.

Game over

Anything would've been better than Ritchie. Willock on the right, Hall in the middle, Dummett at full back. Tino out wide. Parkinson or the other regen. He's so bad

Surely Joelinton is better in the middle breaking things up here. Put Willock wide

Doubt this will be the last injury tonight either

Rubbish this. Longstaff and Willock need to be doing much more

Laughable at this point