Ben

Aye, not the same since Dalglish and Souness like.

Did they really have to pay him that much signing on fee ? Where could he go bigger than Real Madrid ?

Rickets, the Sunderland disease that ended up with a national identity

Miley is better

They want a Chelsea lite, head coach type bloke that will carry out their orders on the pitch with the players they provide

I'd have Pickford in a shot, his passing ability would be amazing in our side.

6 good centre backs on Chelsea's books, will he even get a game ?

I used to love smoke filled betting shops with a horrible bookie that would twist and moan once a year when he paid out.

I'd be amazed if they sold that many

Imagine these "woke" modern cars these days that don't have a cigarette lighter and an ashtray for every seat

TBF I have never smoked but all my mates did so I was just in a constant cloud where ever we went

I think we need an ambassador like Rob Lee to show these southern players what living in the North East is like.

Does Red Bull make all their money by selling that fizzy piss ?

I think his tactic of punching people's fist with his face could do with a bit of work.

Tbf to keep the club running on a shoestring was great work by Charnley, remember when one of the top managers left to go and work at Newcastle airport.

At this stage he's probably got more money than most owners

Aye, we could smoke on the back of the plane as well.

This time of year is always quiet, I used to love going on holiday abroad, before mobile phones, going to the shop to buy yesterday's paper and read who we were linked with.

He must be a good coach because of his record with Pep and TBF he sorted out a relegated Leicester in quick time which resulted in them hitting the ground running last season. But I can't see how Chelsea don't fuck him over with daft transfers and forcing tactics on him.

Big Frank off to Burnley?

He's shite anyway according to RTG, anything less than £20 million and their been ripped off as well.

Poor Harry Kane

Who Fuckerinham ?

And before you ask its got nothing to do with ripping a hole in my Harrington off some scruffy nail poking out of a pallet in that old Stack next to Northern Goldsmiths.

So I do sound like an ungrateful fucka.