Ben

Bellamy not going with him

Call it £20 million and you have a deal *spits on hand*

I disagree with 99.99% of what Barton says......apart from his hatred of Eni Aluko, I think she's actually worse than him. ITV have dropped a clanger getting her for the Euro coverage.

Fucking Bacon Bruce in the background pulling the strings, trying to disguise himself grey beard and hair

So the FA have said to fans of Man U and Man City not to travel tomorrow without a ticket because there are no facilities outside Wembly for a fan zone !! What's the fucking point of it then ? Millions spent on a stadium that's a pain to get to, in the middle of London that only caters for 20000 fans from each club. Biggest and best club competition in the world !! Give me a break.

I'm amazed at how many fans from other teams now hate Ashworth, my Spurs mate from London says him and Man Utd are made for each other

Tosin, Kelly and Marshmelly, great start.

Are those not just a normal dopey EPL foul ?

Bad week for Pope like, the end of his international career and replaced at his club

Man Utd interviewing new managers before the cup final is shit crack like.

Pope can bring this guy on next season

Horrific that

Do they not have any players the could chuck in to sweeten the deal ?

Same, I can't see any positives in him going to Bayern other than keeping the seat warm for Alonso, Kane is an unlucky footballer like.

Hould on, it looks like Twitter might have provided me with false info, ignore that.

Looks like it could be that guy from Bournemouth

Good shout

Fuckin hell

Who the fuck would accept that ?

Haha that's absolutely great

Springboard Injunction ........I fuckin knew it, pleased I had that tee shirt made now.

The Chelsea situation is great like

Fuck him now like, I wonder if he was feeding the press stories about Howe to undermine him ? I want him to rot now like, don't deal with Man U just let him suffer in his garden, worra cunt.

Trying this tonight, I'm not normally one for goals in a final but apparently Leverkusen have scored 135 goals in all comps this season

Haha, it's worth a click for them alone