Ben

I think we are the Lonsdale, used to be a force and had a great name in sport..............then Ashley took them over.

Which is strange in itself because Ashley normally only talks to the Mail and Sky.

And when they turn up there's no beer, bird shit all over the seats and the place stinks

Craig Hope smells blood.

Getting tasty now

Maybe we could sell the Strawberry land that the club own, I bet that would bring in a few quid in these troubled times.

So there goes the plans for a new extension lead in the Gallowgate for telly. Next year lads, next year.

IMO yes

The funniest tweet so far is The Chronicle saying NUFC have released a "lengthy" statement, the fucking things about 8 paragraphs

After a second read, Charners has chucked Bruce under the bus big time.

Has Charners just confirmed that Bruce was totally compliant in the transfer decisions this summer ?

That Alligator hat

Thank goodness, I can go to work with my mind at rest now.

TBF I couldn't give a monkeys, I just hope any fans that already have Cavani shirts are give the option if a refund, I bet this changing numbers rule is not in the T & Cs

Manchester evening news - "As a result, CR7 lives on with Cavani handing over the number he previously owned in an unprecedented move - no Premier League club had ever been allowed to swap numbers between players before now."

Has Cavani been transfered

Special dispensation init

There's my Christmas present sorted

He chats and answers a lot of questions after that tweet.

All arranged by Dennis Wise apparently

If the racism is a tactic to put England players off and make them not concentrate on their own performance and the game taking place its a Terrible one, the players just get angry and give it another 20%. With respect to the people that don't rate England under Southgate, this team have performed fantastic and have a fantastic attitude.

The daft thing is, their fans are banned by UEFA but not FIFA

The Hungary FA will be crippled with a £350 fine after the disgraceful scene's tonight.

Some sort of sport social media company loads of rich people have put their money into...........Ashley used Newcastles, similar to his Strawberry land deal

I loved that goal, just bullied them.