Ben

Mile offside, who cares

Are people still doing the Botman first goal bet ?

Woods level this, brace coming up

Missing Almiron here

15 mins in with a new team and half the posters on here want them dragged off, give them a break man.

TBF Lewis is really rusty, give him a chance

ASM out Maddison in

He dumped us for more money didn't he ?

Dog food ?

Salah and Moore out Odergard and Kane in Bosh....

If we get those champions league nights back could anyone fix me up with one of those Android sticks I'm not paying BT prices

"We were shite last year and are now shite this year, is that my fault ? I'm Lampard so no, but we need to pull our sleeves up and work hard, then dust ourselves down and work hard again........at doing the same mistakes and shite tactics I always do..........I'm Frank Lampard don't you know"

Im just wondering if he would rather sign cheap unknowns than established stars like Maddison

Did Ashworth sign Isak ?

Man U are still chucking money about tho

I think he said the current number 9 is trans which means Andy Grey is forgiven

Are Spurs just going through the motions

Botman is fast catching up to Woodgate as the best central defender I have seen in a Newcastle shirt

This sensible management malarkey is crackers

Should be a few cards tonight I reckon

Maddison please

Newcastles defence to good Arsenal ran out of ideas I'm pleased Jesus was out, we need better options off the bench

Golden generation init

Nowt wrong with him man, him and his Turkey teeth mate are unbelievable shit house merchants and Lascelles is perfectly happy to go above and beyond for the cause, great stuff.

Shit housing United, fucking helish