Ben

Im sure the land with spontaneously combust like that furniture shop in Tottenham.

I bet Howe just wants to get back to the UK now, seems like he's been away for ages

Im loving this Man Utd Hojlund worship, I reckon he's absolute.dog shit, the longer he stays the better. Watkins is better suited because he's old and tired, just like the rest of their squad and stadium, the great club Ferguson built is decaying into dust swamped by debt and no European football.

The thing we do know is that these Twitter Journalists know jack shit

Italian Scallion

0 1 they couldn't get the turnstiles to work and the Madri was 50% off but the pumps wouldn't work

Another defeat today, I wonder how long it is before Sean Dyche is appointed

What's this fuckin shite, no means no, they have already been told to fuck off

Wissa replacement?

Yes and Wissa

Poor fuckers on £25k a week at 29 year old, he could probably treble that and play in the Champions league

Might be worth putting his agent on a different plane that ends up in Saudi

Is that a "we didn't want him anyway" tweet ?

Son leaving Spurs has put a spanner in the works for my usual dream team plan

I wouldn't take him for free

For the sake of Man Utd I hope he stays

I wonder if VVD and Salah will still perform next season, hard to judge cos they had won the league early but they looked poor towards the end of the season

You have seen him strike a ball though haven't you ?

I've no idea how you can be so sure, we've chased strikers all summer, Eddie might want 3 to challenge across 4 competitions, we really struggled for numbers last time we were in Europe

I think the Mitchell situation set us back a few weeks

If he's fixed his Toblerone feet and head you might be right

We'll see come September 1st but I'm convinced Isak will stay for another year.

9/4 seems like a good price, they could effectively still go down and you get paid out

Im very interested in a new Audi, I'll not be getting one though.